I assume they have stopped doing 50p shots of tequila on a tuesday night too then? Is Curlers still open?
Ah the memories. I remember being a wee boy and asking why we had to go to southern general instead of ross hall. Life is a bitch and then you die was the answer. Good times.
Sooooo....the fella from the mega rich North East has to come all the way to the scummy central belt for decent health care. ****ing sponger.