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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Well what a **** read that was.

    Is this how the word fiction came about?

    Only use for that book is as a doorstop. pile off piss
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 6, 2011
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm only half way through it. Don't tell me how it ends.
     
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  3. Longview01

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    The bible is good....could of used more Hobbits tho
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The Bible (The Old Testament) is THE greatest story ever told.

    "Truly he was the son of God" Who's only line was this in the film "The Greatest Story Ever Told"?

    First correct answer gets a night out with Tina for a curry.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 6, 2011
  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Lenny Henry?
     
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  6. Jobby Funbags

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    John Wayne - right at the end.


    YAASSS - I'm having Labia Bhuna the night
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 6, 2011
  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Beware, the labia is quite tough, believe me :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 6, 2011
  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Chicken flaps?
     
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    John Wayne

    The director asked him to use Awe with that line, so Wayne said;

    "Awww Truly he was the son of God"
     
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  10. Zico

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    The Bible is a collections of myths and tales, parables and allegories, to try and explain **** to the stoopid masses.
    It just happens to be a thousand years out of date. <ok>

    The Old Testament is the best bit - God was a Badass.
     
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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    So when moses parted the sea, it actually meant i went down on the Mrs?
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    There's a bit too much shagging in the Bible for my tastes.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 6, 2011
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    Could have done with more incest in my opinion.
     
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    Erik, Jul 6, 2011
  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Where were those parts?, some of the pages were stuck together.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>

    Trust Huth to cross the "****ing over the Bible" line.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 6, 2011
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Too much sodomy and gomorrahy (whatever that is).
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 6, 2011
  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Wasn't me i borrowed it from the library
     
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    You mean your **** bank?
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 6, 2011
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 6, 2011
  20. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    does Huth give a ****?
     
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