Group sex

Stick with it, it's worth it

 

Its not that I don't believe you, but I really can't be ****ed, if there isn't a shorter version, I'll read it later

 

I should never have done the 1 v 3 of us, there's just too much cock involved.
Also the two dickheads I introduced her too, kept chappin' her door at the weekend for weeks after.

She does love the cock and swallowing tadpoles though.

 

Plenty of bum fun to be had there, Who knows you might get three coins up your fountain

 

Na haven't had any myself. Know a few mates who went to a sex show in a social club and a whole load of them got to bang the **** out of some bird. She was kitted out in leathers and was ****in around with dildos etc.

 

Ay it don't count, neither does getting sucked off at the back of a bus full of OAPs

 

Were you the teacher?

 

Almost. But was too dumb to recognise the opportunity presented to me. Plus I had just shot ma lot in her pal and was more interested in getting back to the poolside boozing with ma pals.