He was falls over on a regular basis with varying degrees of damage, if the daft old twonk has had another fall......... Get well soon you walking lager barrel.
What will ya have? I'll have a pint! I'll have a pint with you, Sir! And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer!
Following the attack on French magazine Charlie Hebdo, the Pope made his point by saying someone who insulted his mother could "expect to get punched". Ooh big man. Try it without the bulletproof car and private army you pussy.
morning..... anyone doing league cup semi final thread? I need to vent my spleen about my sick stomach this morning and make you all suffer as i tear into our system and how gerrard will play and expose markovic to hazard's pace.
I'm back. It's a groin strain incurred on my way home from watching the Sunderland game at the Grange. Slipped on some wet leaves and did the splits Never done a groin before so never realised how ****ing painful it is. I couldn't move off my settee until last Thursday when I acquired some crutches from the Cheese. Full update when my boss goes to lunch .
Should probably upgrade to a wheelchair rather than crutches though... less chance of him falling over in one of them
