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Good Morning My Darlings!!!

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by sww, Jul 6, 2011.

  1. Crackerjack

    Crackerjack Active Member

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    " Good Morning my Darlings " Your not Zsa Zsa are you & good morning " Darlings "
     
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  2. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Fat Frog? sminoff ice, blue WKD and Kiwi Reef?
     
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  3. DamnedUnited

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    Fair enough SWW, apologies and no offence intended!

    Pags, but how fast was faster than 4 blokes?
     
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  4. MarkoLUFC

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    Challenge accepted!
     
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  5. The-Don

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    LIW

    Ive done well but shes done better im a legend ;)

    I did start going out with her at skill and I was a pulling machine then haha since ive been with her ive just got fat lol
     
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  6. Pags

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    We used orange Bacardi cos they didn’t have any reef..its hard to find anywhere!

    And I just beat Mike who was ahead for ages and then I just opened my throat and poured it down :)

    I beat the others really easily :) Mike was my main problem but both of us agreed that either one of us had to beat the rest LOL

    5”7… awww fair enough, I understand with taller girls then. I would feel weird with shorter boys. I feel weird abit with LIW cos hes like half an inch taller than me so I cant wear heels really BUT I don’t wear them anyway so its not a big issue.
     
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  7. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Yeah I havent seen a bottle of Reef in a long time!
     
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  8. MarkoLUFC

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    That's another issue, I couldn't go out with a girl that doesn't wear heels, so the girl has to be even shorter!

    If I could manage to keep it all down, I reckon I'd beat you. I have no trouble opening my gullet. And no, it's not from all the deepthroating!































    Although it helps.
     
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  9. sww

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    it was ****ing fast i'll tell ya!!!!...i caught it on camera...its on my facebook page...it was awesome!!!!!

    then 20 odd of us did tequila slammers together outside salters...good last home game piss up that was...brilliant!!!

    im off homenow so laters
     
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  10. Pags

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    Marko likes to deepthroat LMFAO ;)

    I didn’t even know I was doing it until SWW said I was LOL. she thought I would win, no-one else did. She was right :)

    Bucks… I used to love Reef, I have a photo somewhere of when I used to go out and there was loads of bottles of reef on the table, blue ones, purple ones and orange ones. Good time, good times!
     
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  11. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they went bust. Noone seems to have seen any in time.
     
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  12. Liw

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    Kissa

    I was only joking when i said she 3 or 4 leagues to high <laugh>

    Your that much of legend id **** you if i was a bender
     
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    Did someone mention busts?

    I like ( . ) ( . ) :)
     
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  14. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Only thing about Reef is it would give me heart burn these days!

    Yep, it has been withdrawn from the uk due to lack of demand.
     
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  15. MarkoLUFC

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    Someone please hire me, I need a job! Magaluf in October ain't happenin unless I work full time right through till september at this rate!
     
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  17. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    It`s going to be hard to beat seventh place but, with the squad that we`re going to put together, we do feel that it`s a very capable objective."

    Not sure I'm too keen on the above statement. I can see his point with the league being much stronger but if we have lost out to four players who have chosen to play in the premiership does this really say 'come and play for us we are going for it this term?' :headbang:
     
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  18. Simon21-LUFC

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    WTF!? The parents are just like "playing with a dead animal eh? cool". And did she say she killed it or did I just imagine that? Personally I wouldn't be the kind of parent to encourage my children to play with animals that are pretty filthy even in the most alive of states.
     
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  19. Liw

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    Digusting comments from grayson.

    Lost the plot this summer for me
     
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  20. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    It could be me reading it wrong, but its as shocking as after the QPR match when he announced we are going to look free transfers & bosmans to bolster our squad this summer.

    I know the mans hands are tied because of Bates, I bet he would love to go out and spend 5 million but its never going to happen but FFS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!
     
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