Fernando Torres can score !

Fernando Torres scored two goals last night to see off Real Madrid.

 

Who are this Real Madread you speak of...

 

That's 10% of his Chelsea career in one match

 

Did he manage twenty for Chelsea

 

Over 5 years, yes.

 

Didn't realise he'd been there five years either #timeflies

 

He played for them more than he played for us.

We got more than 3x as many goals like.

 

So he managed to go the entire 2014 calender year without scoring a goal...?

 

What about his Milan goal?

 

What can I say, the quote is from...#bbcsalford

 

The brace was his first since 2013. A brace is scoring twice in one match you plank

#bbcsalfordtoointellectualforkopites

 

I actually hope Torres continues to bang them in for Atletico, will make his career at Chelsea and the 50 million they paid for him even more amusing

 

And here's yoonited trying to pay a similar fee for Pogba who left OT for next to nothing.

#swingsandroundabouts

 

Shows how easy it is to score in la liga.

Well, for most players.

#suarez
#expensive flop

 

Shuts up all those people who said Brendan only challenged for the title because he had Suarez

 

Good to hear you think brendans great again.

 

Given the 2 goals Torres scored came in the copa..... Yawn... Suarez has played since 25th oct, not even 3 months

A total of 15 games 5 goals, 2 in la liga

Given mr falcao has 11 games all year and 3 goals to show for his massive wages this all seems like empty and poor wummery to me!

Also can't wait to see Suarez in red... Manc red. Give him Vera's number next year please!

 

Idolising a racist man eater

 

yes you will be thats the point

walked into that one didn't you.

 

I just love you scousers stern defence of a proven racist, if only Ched Evans was a little better than League 1 level. He'd fit in nicely at Liverpool