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10 things we like about Muslims

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Muslims have been getting a lot of bad press recently so thought I'd start a positive thread about them. Let's name 10 things that we like about Muslims.

    I'll go first: curry.
     
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    Gang rape.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Mecca bingo halls.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 17, 2015
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Late night taxis.
     
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  5. Mick

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    Turkey bacon.
     
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    Shops being open on Christmas day when you run out of ***s.

    Taxi driving drug dealers. Many a time I have arrived at a destination with a surprise bag of Ching.
     
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    Being able to laugh at them when Ramadan falls in the summer and the daft gets can't eat or drink during sunlight.
     
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    Especially in northern Norway <ok>
     
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    Mick, Jan 17, 2015
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I like the way they shake hands with their left hand.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    24 Hour convenience shops.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    The letter zero.
     
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    their teenage sons having beards that would shame ZZ Top
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To be fair most Muslims I know are really nice people and none of them ever discuss religion or politics, which makes a nice change.
     
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    Their daughters' moustaches are pretty impressive too.
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So they all avoid you then?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 17, 2015
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Erm, naw.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 17, 2015
  17. VenomPD

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    Bringing back hook-hands.
     
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    some of the multi coloured head scarves are rather alluring
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I like it when they call me "boss".
     
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  20. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Careful sonny, I might take offence.
     
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