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  1. DamnedUnited

    DamnedUnited Well-Known Member

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    Afternoon all, that NASA story is brilliant Marko, if you're gonna do it, do it right!
     
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    DamnedUnited, Jul 6, 2011
  2. Malvin P Lawnmowerparts

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    Did you walk funny for a bit?
     
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    Malvin P Lawnmowerparts, Jul 6, 2011
  3. MarkoLUFC

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    LOL <laugh> I actually laughed out loud at that one. No he never came onto me, he was straight. But he was very aggressive with girls. I've seen him get thrown out of a house because he was making a girl uncomfortable. I've seen him tell a girl with a boyfriend she has beautiful eyes from across the room while people were holding him back. All while we were trying to chill out.

    He's also an alcoholic and extremely loud and he pisses me off. If he didn't know Thai Boxing I would have twatted him by now.
     
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  4. sww

    sww Active Member

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    sounds like someone me and pags could have fun with
     
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    sww, Jul 6, 2011
  5. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Depends how you define fun. He's borderline rapist.
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  6. sww

    sww Active Member

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    we would kill him
     
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    sww, Jul 6, 2011
  7. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    might have to turn a blind eye to that one!
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  8. The-Don

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    Everyones a borderline rapist tho arnt they?
     
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  9. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    It's not rape if you shout "surprise"
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  10. Liw

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    I worry about you sometimes Kissa

    or

    You talking about that time you tried raping a blow up doll and failed
     
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    Liw, Jul 6, 2011

  11. MarkoLUFC

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    The doll turned him down <laugh>
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  12. Jud_Danger

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    Its only rape if you are a **** **** supposedly?
     
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    Jud_Danger, Jul 6, 2011
  13. Liw

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    Marko

    THe doll fought him off <laugh>
     
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    Liw, Jul 6, 2011
  14. sww

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    Oh my god lads
     
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  15. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> harsh but hilarious
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  16. DamnedUnited

    DamnedUnited Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a 'best chat up line' entry I heard in my first year at uni

    We're having sex tonight, it's up to you whether it's consensual or not...

    <laugh>
     
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    DamnedUnited, Jul 6, 2011
  17. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    how about this one durham:

    If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
     
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    MarkoLUFC, Jul 6, 2011
  18. DamnedUnited

    DamnedUnited Well-Known Member

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    nice!
     
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    DamnedUnited, Jul 6, 2011
  19. The-Don

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    Similar to what I said to r Lass last night,

    "Im gonna **** you tonight" she said "how do you know" so I told her "cos Im stronger than you" :):)
     
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  20. Liw

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    Sorry to hear your lass is still having headaches kissa
     
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