Off Topic FIFA Presidency - alternative choices

So chaps. If you had a serious choice of anyone from world football to be the next president.. who would it be?.. in addition..... if you could appoint someone of a less serious nature to basically run amock... who would you choose?

My serious choice would be Perluigi Collina as he would sort all the **** out instantly.

My joke pf an appointment would be some buffoon like Boris Johnson... we'd end up with multi ball time zones etc.....

 

My Joke Appointment.
Without a hint of doubt.

The man, that will give us the FIFA 'Sports Direct World Cup'.
Football grounds throughout the world covered in 'Sports Direct Adverts and Logo's.
The only sanctioned sponsor throughout the world of football.
All kits to be emblazoned with Sports Direct front and back.
All pitches to have Sports Direct cut into the grass.
To cap it all of, Sports Direct Balls and Boots.

I VOTE MIKE.

 

Seriously, Collina's a good shout. Seemed eminently incorruptible. But I'd pick a German - Beckenbauer, perhaps.

Jokingly, I'd go for a footballing maverick. Cantona springs to mind. Or Maradona. Gazza would be a better shout than Blatter.

 

my joke apointment mr brown bag himself- Arry rednapp
serious -me i wouldnt accept anything in a brown bag, and i would only charge ,a nominal fee, say 250 grand a year, but the contract has to be a 10 year one then i will be 65 and the pension has to be only 50% of my annual salary
by the way thats after tax **** me im not that cheap

 

And obviously after me dogs tax as well innit

 

Collina is not a bad shout