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Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Southampton - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 15, 2015
  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I hope there are no buggers about when he gets his arse out or it could make Albert's eyes water for a while!!
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    How do you know if you have never tried it?
     
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  4. goldie

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    Jesus are you even serious? Try getting some omega 3 in your diet you hapless whelp.
     
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  5. goldie

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    No offence meant mate
     
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    goldie, Jan 15, 2015
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> You need to post more, your absences bring imbalance. It leaves BRS and 2010 fighting the "Everything is ****" cause.
     
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  7. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to post more my friend
     
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    No offence taken. I am obviously not being serious. And have no idea what a hapless whelp is anyway.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 15, 2015
  10. Obi Wan

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    He probably does it at 1am as he knows that's when JPF is walking past after his evening shift.
     
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  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Had a brief chat with a Saints Fan this afternoon.
    He seems to think that we will beat them.
    Obviously either deluded or pulling the piss.

    As I'm generally optimistic and deluded, I think we'll win 2 - 1.
    Carver will pick a positive attacking team in the hope that it gets him the nod for the job.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    I think the dizzy heights of being top of the fantasy league may be having an effect on your ability to think straight, Heed. <ok>
     
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  13. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    You might well be on the mark there Obi <laugh>
    Nothing wrong with being optimistic though.

    Not sure my son feels the same way, he's just informed me that if he's not going tomorrow if its wet, windy or cold to watch more crap.
    I cant believe I've brought up a fair weather fan. <grr>
     
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    Heed, Jan 16, 2015
  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You should tell him the balloon joke.



    There was Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon and little Baby Balloon.

    Every night Baby Balloon would sleep snugly between Mummy and
    Daddy Balloon until, one night, Daddy Balloon said to Baby Balloon...

    "Now son, we want to be proud of you, you're growing up and
    it's about time you slept all night in your own bed...will you do that
    for us?"

    Baby Balloon sniffled and cried a little but agreed and so Daddy Balloon
    took Baby Balloon to his little bed and tucked him up for the night...
    Once again Daddy Balloon said...

    "Both Mummy Ballon and I want to be proud of you...so please stay
    in your own bed until morning"

    Daddy Balloon goes back to bed...but just one hour later...Baby Balloon
    climbs out of his bed and tries to squeeze into Mummy and Daddy
    Balloon's bed...but, try as he might, he can't get in...so he takes
    Daddy Balloon's nozzle and let's some air out...but he still can't
    squeeze in...so he goes around to Mummy Balloon's side of the bed,
    takes her nozzle and let's some of her air out...he STILL can't quite
    squeeze in...SO...Baby Balloon takes his own nozzle and lets some
    of his own air out...and...AT LAST he manages to squeeze in and
    nestle down between Mummy and Daddy Balloon

    When they all wake up in the morning...Daddy Balloon sees
    Baby Balloon and becomes rather angry...he says...

    "Look Baby Balloon...I asked you to stay in your OWN bed all night
    so we could be proud of you and here you are back in OUR bed!!"

    Baby Balloon says "Sorry Daddy"

    then Daddy Ballon says..."It's just NOT good enough son...

    ...You've let ME down

    ....You've let your MOTHER down

    ...but MOST of all...you've let YOURSELF down"
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    This MUST warrant a BAN! Surely! BAN HIM! BAN HIM I SAY!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 16, 2015
  16. goldie

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    We will huff and puff and then our arses will fall in.
     
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    goldie, Jan 17, 2015
  17. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    In which case I'm with the 3 little pigs....
     
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  18. goldie

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    You're going to end up with sausage hole
     
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    goldie, Jan 17, 2015
  19. Obi Wan

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    Good thinking. We should build a wall with bricks right in front of our goal.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2015
  20. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    1-1 draw. Stone is a quadro-spaze. Carver is a ****.
     
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