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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    in France now, but I was wondering...When you are washing your arse in the shower, do you rub the whole bar of soap in the crack, use the lather from the soap with your hand, or use shower gel? Me? I'm a bar of dove in the crack man. Just saying.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> me too buddy

    great thread
     
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  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Shower Gel and a good enema with the shower right up my dung funnel <ok>
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I watched a tv program that mentioned B O was caused by spreading bum bacteria to your armpits so i tend to do the arse first with shower gel then the pits before doing the rest..
    I don't get B O hope that helps.
    PS If you're in France that won't matter everyone stinks but the hairy chicks wear nice knickers<diva>
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You should maybe try and do your arse last, so it doesn't spread then? In saying that, I always do my arse and cock and balls first, as they are most important. Actually, sometimes they are the only things I wash.
     
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I use a flavourless johnny bag to cleanse my arse before I make my home-made haggis.
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    That's exactly why I insist on a clean cloth and shower gel. The first place you wash, and the last place the previous person washed, are not the same place.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I shave the nads as they are hanging lower with age, shaved nuts tend to contract into the dome when aroused just saying.
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I don't share a flannel i have a frog shaped mitten scrub .
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I use the toilet brush. Obviously I give it a quick dip in the toilet bowl first in case there any hard bits of ****e stuck to it.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I never wash, Problem solved.
     
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    **** article <doh>
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Hey, Tina. A new series of 'Suits' started last night.
     
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  14. Mick

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    I got slightly excited there, then realised that you are talking about season 4, which finished about 5 months ago to those of us who know how to use a computer. ****in' plebs.
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

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    Claims he knows how to use a computer/hasn't managed to work out how the swear filter on his own site works yet.
     
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  16. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Changing code to turn off the swear filter on the Chatbox is about number 350 in my list of priorities.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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    349: Sort out tags. Any ****er can delete any tag at any time.
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    I have a young Thai lad who washes my arse for me.
     
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    Which means we can expect it to be done by 2050.
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Shower gel... lather up my sizable arse

    Like two badly parked Volkswagen polos
     
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