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The "Great Spurs Revival" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 20, 2014.

  1. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Is this a private slanging match or can we all join in? <whistle>
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

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    If you can explain what the brain dead hammer is talking about, feel free.
     
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  3. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Listen I know Hiag and me have had our differences in the past but there's no need whatsoever to talk like that about the poor lad. <grr>
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Lee263

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    I'll explain it for the idiot yid scum.

    When you win, you're like a swarm of locusts, a plague, whatever you want.

    When you lose you **** off and don't bother posting.

    Work it out.

    This year preferably.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Yeah but HIAG is a couple of sandwiches, an apple and a nice bakewell tart short of a picnic, so I generally cut him some slack <laugh>
     
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  7. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Now, now Lee that's not banter old boy thats crossing the line bud.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Now I know that Burnley capitulated in this game and handed the tie to the spuds, but you've got to mention that miss from Soldildo again. I mean how the **** can a £27m striker miss an open goal from 4 yards ? and it's not the first, or even the second or third time he's spooned an open goal. As I mentioned, if I didn't know better I'd wonder if he's been paid to fix matches ? Surely he can't be doing that accidentally ? As old Wobbly Chops would say 'Sandra could have scored that !' <laugh>
     
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  9. @ Lee_IQ263...

    The phrase "the North London Power-Shift" was actually invented by a Gooner.

    As for the mighty Spurs juggernaut, you're now seeing Poch shift through the gears, and making that powerful engine raw. Best keep off the road, pal.
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    Has watching too much hoof ball made you into an angry loser, or were you born like it?
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    HIAG that isn't an insult you Bellend. An IQ of 263 would make somebody almost twice as gifted as Einstein.

    One can only surmise from that, your score would struggle to get into double figures <laugh>
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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    Never heard of sarcasm?
     
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  13. SD, leave it, mate.

    I said, at least a year ago, that PESKIE lacks even the remotest ability to spot sophisticated humour.

    He's one of those clowns who knows that the audience laugh when he gets lamped by the bigger clown, but he doesn't understand why.
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    dear Spud jokers - your aspirations are unrealistic and delusional, which give you false hope.

    you claim to be a big club yet haven't won/challenged for title since God was a boy.

    as long as you keep spunking your money on average players, and changing your manager every season, then nothing will change.

    if you happen to find your team one week above Arsenal then don't come on the board crowing about it as you look like a horses arse the following week when normal service is resumed and you are back below Arsenal !

    please reply with something suitably sophisticated that is acerbic and witty and enclose details of the year you last won the Premier League or old 1st Division title and your date of birth so that we can see if you have actually witnessed your team win it !

    the spurs juggernought is a more realistic epitaph

    thanks for providing the laughs for everyone else in the Premier League.

    yours truly

    a gooner4ever
     
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  15. NSIS

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    Of course, yes, like most thick Gooners you wouldn't recognise a wind-up if it ran you over!..<doh>
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    oh the ****ing irony of your riposte

    and don't call me thick - i would wager i have a higher IQ than yourself
     
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    Kind of funny that you recognise that a Spurs revival can only ever be a wind up <laugh>
     
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    I can spot sophisticated humour. It's just that you're incapable of providing it <ok>

    I guess the irony of you talking about clowns and sophisticated humour in the same breath is a good example of that <laugh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    You give him waaaay too much credit.

    HIAG's level of humour is akin to the Chuckle brothers, albeit he has no sidekick and the naive humour lacks a punchline.
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

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    Sidekick unaware of sidekick status. Interesting... <whistle>
     
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