Are you sure you're not cheating in the Womens World Cup Finals, some of your players seem to be blokes: http://www.fifa.com/womensworldcup/players/player=178498/index.html
OLM that may be a man but this i'm sure its a Woman [video=youtube;OhUAWAvdwqU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhUAWAvdwqU[/video]
And when she nags you to do housework you can just claim you don't speak enough Swedish to understand what she wants.