Quiet today boys. Time to kiss the 'summer' goodbye for us. Pissing down for the next four days up here. This ****ing country!
Oh, some proud fatherly news - my oldest just learned to ride her bike without stabilisers tonight. I know it'll mean nowt to anyone else but I was chuffed to bits - I had to jog beside her for the best part of 2 hours though so I'm sodding well knackered! Went to play football after as well - with an already sweaty, stingy arse. Need a beer...
I did that with my eldest on fathers day, it is a proud moment indeed. I need to get out on the bike with him more now, get his confidence going. So, all quite on the western front. Still haven't got round to inviting Zip on. No transfer news to speak of, Sweats on holiday and Tunns taking one of his sabbaticals. What to do eh? We all say we're glad the season over but we've **** all to talk about without it!
I have had nothing to do at the weekends now that the season has ended and i for cannot wait for the season ahead.
I'm not missing it to be honest. When we were on 606 there were more of us in this group who'd banter away about most **** but mainly football. Only four of us have made the jump to here so it goes quiet for spells. I've got plenty to fill my weekends, loads of golf to play and pretty soon the test matches start in earnest. I live in Swansea though and the town is buzzing, in that respect I really can't wait for it all to start as this place is really going to enjoy premier lague football. They'll struggle but it'll be good. Got my new years eve sorted as it's Spurs at home and am obviously looking forward to when United come down, not that tickets will be easy to get. It'll be here again before we know it, i'm just pleased to have a summer without the England national team failing dismally yet again.
I'm sure Sweats will chip in with his tales of drunken filth - he's like Terry from Minder, waking up with a different bird every night - sometimes 2 or 3. Anyway, I'll have to get meself to Halfords to buy her a new bike though. That one's too small. It's amazing how they learn to do it - one second they're all over the place, the next they're off... I remember myself at 3 being pushed along by my brother, then, all of a sudden I was out on my own and didn't look back. I managed to fall off a few times over the next couple of years - busting my head open along the way. Happy days... That little rat Tevez jumping ship then eh? Love it. Well, why wouldn't you move from that lot? I hope he goes to Chavski or somewhere near - really pish them off. Just phoned Sky today to downgrade my package (ooer) and was held in a queue for 10 minutes before getting through to a foreign gentlemen, who tried to transfer me to the correct department and obviously mistook the 'recall' button for the 'hang-up' button. Brilliant customer service that. Had to do it all again - luckily I'm not paying for the call. Reckon I'll be paying about £50 all in from August. That's no sky sports. For the next 3 or 4 years. Oh well. As long as the missus can watch Britain's next top model, it's all good...
I should have got rid of mine too but I watch the golf and cricket over summer so I do use it. Britains top model though, that's taking the tripe to levels I don't know. Is it as bad as I imagine? I'm fortunate in that Geordie Shores, The only way is Essex, My ****ing horrible thieving pikey gypo wedding and other such **** have never been put on our televison. That said, I'm a sucker for Come dine with me etc. so I can't be too holier than thou. I heard who won this years Apprentice too, want to know? Not sure I believe it myself it's so unlikely.
afternoon you special lovers. Love the summer loads to do, beaches, BBQ'S, and no footy - so I can talk even more bollocks than I do usually! Friday off to Brum for a gig, meeting old Wooks for a pint before hand, driving next day from there to Shoredeitch, for a daylong festie, loads of obscure indie & dance going on, shame I've got to drive, but hey I'll just have to people watch and in my head I'll be throwing shapes with the kids, getting down to bangin' toons! I reality I'll be the bloated has-been with the glazed expression standing at the back of the tent trying to deflect responsibility of the smelliest fart ever to some innocent bystander http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/festivals/1234-shoreditch-festival-tickets-12.html
So what is Wooks up to nowadays? Not interested in coming on here, I'd love to hear his views on Parky again.
he's been tied up (not literally) for some time, didn't elaborate as it was by text, but said he'd obviously catch up with me with things on Friday, he did say he'd re-join the festivities once he's he's sorted, he mentioned something about mounds of chocolate WTF that was about? I'll tell to expect some Parky bashing once he gets his **** together, then hopefully get Zip back on board , and with Miles making his bi-monthly appearence it should be home from home on here. Wonder what happened to Bertie(Posh)? and where Scholsey is, at least when things got dull you give them a hiding on something. Imagine Posh on here, he'd make that KPR bloke sound normal.
Soz Tags - I was gonna continue to post at work but the frigging page kept being eaten by our filters. Then I was running around after work like a madman, so didn't get the chance to have a look at what was so offensive to those Nazi ****s. Turns out nothing. Yeah mate, Britain's Next Top Model/Arsehole IS as bad as sounds. Plus, the host is Elle 'Steven Tyler lookalike' McPherson, the Aussie twat. I take to the kitchen or bedroom to escape usually. Please don't say who's won The Apprentice though - I love that programme.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/...d=19567&i=0&nmt=How to troll a dating website Check out the link folks, quality stuff.
Some crackers on there, the long horsey head was my favourite, I even felt a little bad for laughing when I thought of those poor girls checking their inbox only to discover that they had been destroyed by some horrible ****, still, you have to take your lols where you find them.Though number 4 would certainly get it from me!
The ones where he ramdomly drew batman in the background and replicated the beard and tache on another were genuine laugh out loud. Mint.
yoh mothers! just signing off on a long weekend of song & dance have good 'un everyone whatever you get up to. peees I'm out of 'ere! (just to piss everyone off by getting this thread back to the top of the pile ..... oh well)
Horeeet.. Thought i would log on to let you know chops i tried that Vol Damm tat you were on about a while back... i thought it reminiscent of tenants super... 8.7% didnt help as i was already mashed on Mojito´s... an chased a few bottles of it down with a couple of cheeky tequila´s No tales of debauchery foo unfortunately.. I come over here for a rest an catch up with the family. Though that said on saturday I am either heading into Benidorm or a beach party place in the middle of no where called Oliva.. apparently hoardes of folks turn up at this place get seriously ****ed up birds get naked an everyone sleeps on the beach... sound like a winner to me over the knuckle dragging ****s that inhabit benidorm.. though i know the chances of a threesome with a few slags on a hen weekend are far greater in benidorm.. tough decisions... also I pulled over to have a tickle on a hooker the other day she was ****ing stunning i **** thee not.. I had been reliably informed 10 euros for a blowie... as she started walking over tothe car i bottled it drove off.. think you really need a few beers on board to seriously tackle having a go with a hooker an being as you have to drive not really ideal.. anyway catch you later dudes... Nice on the old teaching ya kids to ride!! I still remember my old man teaching me! Enjoy your festie tunny
Man, I'm ****ed! Out last night watching John Richardson in Keswick (comedian from 8 out if 10 cats). I was knackered before I went & it was a late one. Then the kids were up at 6 & I've spent all morning at a fairy hunt, then all afternoon in town trying to buy clothes that don't actually make me look & feel like a middle aged hipster trying to stay down with the kids. ****ing skinny jeans, twisty jeans, ripped jeans. What the **** happened to normal ****ing jeans that looked good with shoes or trainers & were flattering to the length of leg & thickness of thigh? The amount of absolute ****ing bummers I see poncing about with a ****ing blouse over skinny jeans & flip flops. I wanna strangle them with their own misplaced sense of smug cool. ****ing ****s. Added to that, I'm out for dinner tonight wearing the same **** clothes I've had for the last two years because I refuse to buy that ****ing tat they serve up in high street shops. I'm either getting more miserable, or this country is going into the ****ter faster than I envisaged. I seem to be arguing with people more these days, too. I've just severed ties with a half decent friend due to her snide remarks I would've brushed over a couple of years ago. Silly ****ing bitch. I'm not normally one for high-school dramatics & fall-outs but this bint finally got to me - so she's been cut free. It'll make for a frosty couple of weeks left at work, but **** it. I'll stick to my guns on this one. Rant over. Hope everyone's well?
