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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Their make up ends up half way down their chest anyhow, they look ridiculous.

    There's a couple, including my Mrs, who wear them yoga pants, where you can see the full thong, it's just a ****ing tease mate, no wonder there's so many fella's getting called perverts.
     
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  2. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    That sounds a bit ****y to me
     
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  3. Big Bad Wesley Brown

    Big Bad Wesley Brown Well-Known Member

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    Aye you see plenty of them around mate, we're only human ffs... Speaking of which I've just got back from the gym and there was a solid 8/10 there, proper classy bird as well with nice curly hair, showing just enough skin to keep things interesting without leaving nothing to the imagination... Reckon Tuesday afternoons is going to have be a new designated gym slot haha
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Haha, I go at 6:45am every weekday, there's very few girls who choose to get up that early and 'firm up'. There's a black girl who goes though, smoking body, might as well paint her kit on, you can see every curve, crease and so on.

    I bet they're just as pervy as we are though mate, they're all into lifting nowadays, bless em, all thinking they're gonna swing a few kettlebells and they'll look like goddesses. Tucking into a 'low fat' Subway thinking they're eating healthy food. The clueless ones are the best, you're more likely to catch them with their tit hanging out or something <laugh>
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    I'm the sort of person who would only go to the gym to stare through the glass so people trying to lose weight watch me eat a Mars bar, or to cancel my membership of three year since I had never been to do anything.
     
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  6. Big Bad Wesley Brown

    Big Bad Wesley Brown Well-Known Member

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    Haha it's only the hardcore crowd who are up that early, that bird sounds worth the early rise mind... Aye exactly mate, they're probably just less open about it! Yeah there are tonnes of that type around in January as well, not that I'm complaining like!
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah the new ones are the only ones who I can get away with staring at, all the regulars know my Mrs, they look at me in disgust when I stare at them!

    I wouldn't mind but half the time I'm only looking, trying to figure out what the **** they're trying to do with the bit of kit they're using!
     
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  8. rooch 3

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    Ha Ha ****ing hell Terry you had me going there, Working out what kit they are using, nice try.
     
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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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  10. Big Bad Wesley Brown

    Big Bad Wesley Brown Well-Known Member

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    Haha I'll have to remember that one marra!
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    'Terry's bits coming through a screen close to you soon'..<laugh>

    Sorry Terry mate, couldn't resist..<ok>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ey, have u seen the money some of them online performers rake in online, £5 per minute, I'm gonna tuck it in and wax the lot off, by the time they realise I've got a nob I've earned at least a fiver!

    #TerrysPlans
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Good luck with that Terry mate, maybe even a tinfoil condom to keep them guessing yeah? I've heard there's a good source for them in Asia. Just shout "who's the dodgy ****er with the tin foil condoms and a beer glass full of uranium" and I'm sure the **** will raise his head ..<ok>

    Btw, just how much working out are you doing mate? Intrigued, any circuit training in there to balance the gym work?
     
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    ****ing hell joe! Ha ha!<laugh>
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Hope all is well mate.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hahaha you've got a thing for tin foil tonight mate! I'm not into Jonnies, tin foil or otherwise!

    Every day training mate, except weekends.

    Routine is called German Body Composition, superset weight training basically. Broken down into compound and isolation partnerships, so a deadlift set followed by a tricep extension for example.

    It's a 4 day per week routine so I have another day to choose something else to do, recently I just do body weight stuff, plyometrics and so on, maybe a military style circuit with very low levels of cardio as it's bulking season!

    After 5 more weeks it's time to cut, back on the cardio, HIIT replaces isolation stuff and I go full Compound and chuck in some combat stuff, nowt better than getting your head kicked in at 7am before breakfast!
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You're hired haha..<ok>

    Seriously, that sounds like a lot of heavy ****, so what is your goal in all this? besides supporting a ****e football team..;)

    I don't think your in your 20's or 30's, your intelligence and knowledge tells me 40-45? get the AC/DC stuff through your lugs and randomly pick a sparrer and get into the ring, Height, weight don't matter, just go for it. I'm 5-6 mate, took 2 german 6 footers out in 90 seconds, 3 turks and a dutch lad shortly after in a speed boxing ring in the early 80's..

    Fast hands, get them mate and your there..<ok>
     
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  19. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Not being funny mate but- is that like when people say no offence and then go on chuck insults?

    I'm curious as to what exactly you mean by poindexter.

    And as for ever been to a match, have you?

    1. Hope things are alright your way.
    2. If you think I was criticising fans then you got the wrong end of the stick.
    3. Stepping in to roker or the sol- I'm putting the tone of that down you getting the wrong end of the stick.
    4. I came over from 606. Under a different name. I did have a different account on here but forgot the log on details therefore had to create another membership.
    5. What does age have to do with anything? I don't know yours and don't want to know yours either.
    6. You get one name/song mixed up...
     
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  20. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Apologies mate, I have deleted my post. Flat as a fart last night but no need to target you. There's some days when you should just keep away from the keyboard and last night was mine.

    For the record, I used to practically revolve my life around watching the lads but not anymore.

    Take care..
     
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