Let's have some LFC news headlines that aren't written by lazy sensationalist story concocting hacks. Eg LIVERPOOL SHOW THEIR INTENT Kenny Dalglish continued to demonstrate his hunger to improve his beloved Liverpool yesterday by tabling an aggressive £15m bid for Stuart Downing. Although the bid has been initially rejected it signals LFC's intent on landing a pacey winger and sends a clear signal to Liverpool's rivals that they're rebuilding phase continues apace. You get the idea WUM's will be abused in the usual manner!
He strikes me as the kind of guy who would find a way to get out of the boot, untie himself and spend the money on some useless junk. It's just a shame with those talents he can't score more goals.
please log in to view this image Liverpool fans got together yesterday to form Fans Against Kneejerk Twitters (FAKT). The aim of the new organisation is to tap the phones of leading sports journalists to discover which agents they're getting all their data from. This data will be fed through Damien Comolli's patented Negotiation Unifying Transponder (NUTS) to ascertain how the Web Transfer Format (WTF) can be applied to the LFC network's bandwidth requirements. The Media User Group Society (MUGS) have issued guidelines for journos in a Rumour Operations Template (ROT) for future reporting, though this is just a guideline so will not be applied whatsoever and this move has been made simply to allow journos to beef up stories they're struggling to write 100 words about. Full story on page 35
