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  1. gas

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    Isnae ya bam.

    Beans make a great breakfast dish, only ****s and *****s would disagree.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sucking ***s is the best protein source I know. Then a large mug o' tea to clear the taste.

    Any way, **** all you diabetics. Ye's screwed the pooch and are destined to dietary hell <laugh>

    Fancy a pint? Naw, ye canny.,
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or, if yer ER, over the sink by candle light while playing "What becomes of the broken hearted"
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ..talking of breakfasts.Do you sometimes get the urge to place a raw link sausage so it looks like the missing finger, and then pretend to slice it off in a restaurant?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One after the other?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ya disgusting mess.

    Beans and egg yolk should never meet on the same plate. <boak>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 12, 2015
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I have played similar jokes at parties. Knife. Ketchup. Slice. Scream. Some dumb burd faints.

    The "door slam" while I'm wearing gloves is another good 'un. You should see their faces when I wave around the empty finger of the glove.

    <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Then he wakes up alone surrounded by empty bottles.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Didn't I stop you? And slapped you with an empty glove?

    Dawn, sir. Weapon of your choice. Choose your seconds.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Sorry but your post made it sound like you have a life, that type of thing is frowned upon on Not606.
     
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    Deformed ****.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Briefly, I had a life. Nov 2014 - Jan 2015. Now she's told me to **** off am back here.

    I was innocently gazing upon her tits while diligently fingering her and happened to say "Tina" out loud.

    That, as they say, was that.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    At least I still have 3 wimmin in my life that cook for me. :grin:
     
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    Happy New Year Gambo,thought you were dead.

    Black Pudding
    White Pudding
    Rashers
    Fried eggs(2)
    Sausages(3)
    Toast
    Tea
    Freshly squeezed oranges though had grapefruit yesterday
     
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    ****e.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's amazing your patter disny get ye any wimmin, or dinners cooked for ye.
     
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    Working class scum do.
     
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  19. Toby

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    ER has the Meals on Wheels lady <ok>
     
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