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Chelsea v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 4, 2015.

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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Paul Merson is a fat Alki piece of **** who is a total waste of oxygen. **** the **** now and forever.
     
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    he is a buffoon.

    buffoons, like stopped clocks, are occasionally right and on this occasion I think he is. Okay, "great" might be overstating it, but "bloody respectable given the circumstances" would I think be just about bang on the mark.
     
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    Does anyone know where to find streams now Wiziwig is defunct?
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    no, not for you watching
    but the half time reaction of the makems, oh dear <laugh>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm sure they'll have an excuse. "it was er, for the officials" "it was for the weather" "it was for all the rubbish blowing about".

    A mackem friend of mine got this massive (and I mean massive, like 1.5mx1.5m) canvas of their stadium for xmas off his dad. He showed me it the other day. He took a massive huff when I said it was ****e and wholly inaccurate. I don't know what his problem is, the seats were red. And it was their stadium.
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    ooooooooohhhh!!!

    makem sent off <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stupid ****. Mind how they went in 1-0 down is a miracle, if we played like they did first half our lot would aswell, they were ****ing awful. Canny strike by Johnson but Mignolet is clueless these days.
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    he just lay down for that shot <doh>

    can see another sending off coming, but not sure which team
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    How does Johnson not get booked for that? I wouldn't book him but under the rules that kind of aggression is a yellow. He even thought about stamping on him. With the obvious pen too, everything going for them. I'm sure we'll hear the opposite from the well renowned chip on shoulder club.
     
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    Williamson in defence, Gouffran on the wing. We are in for a royal bumming here
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This could be painful. To be fair to Carver, what his options? Play Haidara <yikes> I suppose if Santon is fit enough to be on the bench...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Obv its wrong but I kinda want Sunderland to score for my prediction campaign #perfect score
     
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    Booing Poyet's subs now...

    To be fair they have been absolutely shocking
     
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    Hahahahahaha you can sense the Sunderland fans slinging their own **** as Johnson is subbed <laugh>
     
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    Watching the Mackems on telly. Have seen a couple of their games on bt sport recently. Ok, Somehow they manage to turn it on against us but 90% of the time they really are the most boring team to watch around at the moment. Which ever poor begger they choose to put up front may as well just sit down on the penalty spot and do the crossword or something. Must be horrendous to have to watch that every week.
     
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    Look at all the pink seats
     
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    Cech and Zouma starting for Chelsea... Taking the piss before we've started <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    O'Shea gets booed, I'm still hoping they score
     
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    1-0 down and they've all ****ed off early!!!!! Pathetic. Hate when fans do that!
     
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: easy toon win, Chelsea to get stuffed lolz
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