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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by grandpops, Jan 7, 2015.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    haha, i see what you did there.
     
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  2. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant news mate, please give him my regards and tell him to get well soon, must be a massive relief for you.
     
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  3. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> He`s a bugger for that like.

    It is mate. Not out of the woods yet but looking promising. Gave us all a fright that`s for sure.
     
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  4. joeisonfire

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    Pops, what about his footy predictions? May be the last thing on his mind but at the same time may be best for him to think about something else. Needs to put his scores in so he doesn't fall further behind :)
     
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  5. The Outlaw

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    Great news that he is doing well. Miss him here, please let him know that I wish him a speedy recovery.
     
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  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I can only imagine mate and I'm sure he'll be up and about and back on here in no time. He's had a lucky escape, but he has escaped and now just needs to recuperate, he'll be fine I'm sure.
     
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  7. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    He`s got this weeks in and hopefully he`ll have pulled himself together enough to do next weeks thread.

    Worth remembering though <ok>

    Wouldn`t be surprised if he`s back on here giving it what for long before then mate. He`s in prime position to watch the transfer gannins on.
     
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  8. joeisonfire

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    Oh good stuff.
     
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  9. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Alreet fellas, cheers for all the well wishes, no sign of getting out of here soon i dont think, nurse just came in and gave me a random injection in the tummy to avoid dvt, ****ing knacking it is, taken over the pain of the leg for the time being, got my own room which is ok but so has bloody John next door, never seen him yet but he's 5'10", 82kgs used to smoke and worked down the ship yards, doesnt really eat but can drink tea for england, has a random visitor who forgets she's been and keeps popping her head in my room, and john likes to get a bit leary at 4am, as for the rest on this ward they have a combined age of 3,456,842

    Ha'way the lads! I'm a sunderland fan GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Sadly, the ramblings of a man drugged up to the eyeballs <doh>

    Don't worry, I've called the hospital and asked them to take away any means of communication.

    It's your only hope of recovery mate, you'll thank me one day <ok>
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Had your op yesterday and not back at work yet? Slacker!

    Did you know you can grope the nursing staff while under the influence and get away with it? It's the truth I tell ya!

    Get well soon pal!
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    <laugh> Chin up fella and all the best.

    Can you get a stream is the big question fella.
     
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  13. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Strewth! Back already.

    Can we get nee peace? <doh>
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
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  15. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Good question, is there any footy on tonight and if so hoy a stream on and i'll test it on this daft telly watsymagig

    Edit : just tried access denied
     
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  16. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You should be giving the nurse and injection mate.
     
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  17. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    There are a few that would get it like
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

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    This is a true story so anyone who questions it can get ********

    I was in the very posh Park Hospital, Nottingham 3 years back and, during a 10 day stay, had various contracted 'care assistants' attend at night. One of them was a 19 year old black girl, who spoke basic English.
    I asked her what she was paid per hour and offered her twice that for 5 minutes work 'in hand'.

    She declined but, the next night, asked me if I was serious.
    I took out the cash and she went to work .... I'm sure her 'handiwork' assisted my recovery.

    The moral of the story is that 'if you don't ask you don't get' <laugh>
     
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  19. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    you're obviously more persuasive than me Smug. I had to marry 2 nurses to get that off them
     
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  20. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    A winning smile and the Bobby Charlton school of philosophy, 'If you don't shoot you don't score'.
     
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