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#massivelypreductablewankhound

 

Preductable...?

 

Preductable...?

 

Don't be silly

 

#hugelyeasytomaketypo

 

I'm assuming saint would not lose his wife over a text of a lude photo or three whereas luv would....

 

Is it Groundhog Day?

 

£100 on it? See you in the Cheese

 

I would ask about travel expenses but you've probably got a couple of houses nearby anyway

 

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I cant afford property near the cheese, not with this upmarket establishment in the catchment area

 

Is DR a spambot?

 

something like that

 

What the **** is a spambot?

 

I think we would all be losers...

 

this is a date now... a gay date but not the less. Dr has to go to warrington and rhc has to depants.

 

It would be interesting explaining it to the wife (m).

"BTW love, I won't be here next weekend. I'm flying to Warrington to go to a combined stag/hen party in a dive for people I don't know to see a bloke off the interent do a strip show for either the ladies or the men depending on the fanny and document whether or not he has a hammerhead penis. But don't worry, with any luck it'll turn into a live sex show that I can video and post on a football forum. And if he has a normal penis, I get the transport costs paid and a hundred quid! Have fun with the kid!"

 

There are 4 cars outside the blondes office next door today. Must be doing a group sex thing

 

Why would you fly around the corner...?

 

Its a robot made out of recycled spam tins