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Best Christmas Cracker Jokes

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    What do you call a penguin in the desert?

    Lost
     
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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Anything you like, he won't come! <doh>
     
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    That reminded me of this one from when I was a kid:

    What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
    Sir.
     
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    "Quillagua, listed as the earth's driest place by Guinness World Records, reached a population of 800 in the 1940s. Now 120 people live there." NY Times.

    Which, in terms of civilisation, looks frighteningly similar to:

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    Did the sadist take it out for 'Draggies?'
     
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    The dog wanted to sue him but he didn't have a leg to stand on! :)
     
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