Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I think the colorful language needs to stop

 

Why- are we being watched?

 

I did notice, btw.

 

Maybe one for 'notes and queries'

 

Good morning ALL. Welcome back to work.!

 

Work... ah...... no kids.... f'n ace.

 

****s.

 

i presume thats a reference to having worked last week....

 

What?

 

you were in work last week, we were not.


or have you just developed terretts (sp?) and shouted ****s for no reason

 

I haven't JUST developed Tourette's

For self-evident reasons, the following is not posted on the Cheese thread.

Fiona was in there on Friday night and I now have her phone number The hard bit now is deciding what, if anything, to do about it

 

You invented tourettes. I'm about to ask (on The Cheese thread) what do members think you should do with Fionas number.

 

I'd sooner you didn't, you sheep-shagging ****pig

 

Oops!

 

you don't think denice is smart enough to check other threads then?

If you have fi's phone number you need to do the following:

1. obtain burner phone.

2. use this for fiona's arse only.

3. depending on how and why you got said phone number.... i.e i can assume what occurred but you'd have to say what... buy lube... my advice in all such scenarios is lube.. and thats a serious point.

 

In regards to No. 2 wont that damage the phone?

And for No. 3 does spit count?

 

It's hopefully unlikely

 

Don't bring your cheesy **** into the pub thread! Despite it actually being a pub...

Morning hasn't been as bad as originally thought actually, just going to be a long week after having 2 weeks effectively being part time

 

obviously water proof phones now you sick ****.... not that i meat to stick it up there.

for no 3... no it doesn't get a good water based lube... thats all you need to know... and no f'n tingling stuff

 

so you are more worried she is going to ring you then.. you've given you her number haven't you... you mad man...