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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Just watching Only Fools and Horses episode To hull and Back. Del just asked a man on the North Sea gas platform for directions to Holland

    Great stuff <laugh>

    Discuss your favourite OFAH moments here.
     
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  2. MaHatMaBunnet

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    [video=youtube;pbha4XclSMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbha4XclSMU[/video]
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    When Im in Spain and every 'British' bar you pass has ofah on the tv. Makes really proud not to be British.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    when it finished, went on far too ****in' long!
     
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  5. Bollocks

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    Do the Irish bars show Father Ted?
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Yeah they should never have mad the last three specials and left it with when they sold the watch and became millionaires
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    no <laugh>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    **** programme.

    <ok>
     
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  9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Del Boy: I see ICI dropped a point.
    Rodney: Yeah. Chelsea dropped three on Saturday

    Trigger: If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave.

    Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
    Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
    Rodney: Oh I suppose that's... Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
    Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
    Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
    Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.

    Del Boy: (after Rodney gets kicked out of the Bunch of Wallies) You didn't honestly believe all that rubbish, did you? That you and them wallies were destined for the Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall! The only hall you were destined for was Sod All.

    Del Boy: Never give up on people, Rodney. I know that most of the time they don't seem to understand. But when you're in trouble and you cry out for help, some will always be there. Trigger's cousin Cyril's a perfect example. He owed 500 quid on his mortgage.
    Trigger: They were gonna be thrown out on the street the following day. he was very worried about it.
    Mike: So what happened Trig?
    Trigger: He drove out to Beachy Head. Parked about five foot from the edge of the cliff.
    Uncle Albert: What, he was gonna drive off it?
    Trigger: Yeah! He just sat there for a couple of hours, his head resting on the steering wheel. People tried to talk to him out of it but he was too depressed to listen.
    Del Boy: But then, and this is what I mean about people, Rodney, they had a whip-round and got him his 500 quid.
    Rodney: No! Who held the whip-round?
    Del Boy: All the passengers on his bus.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Driscoll brothers... With the little one hiding behind the big one...
     
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  11. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    [video=youtube;_IBgk05iL3Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y[/video]

    Brilliant.

    [video=youtube;LFuYIi5-igc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFuYIi5-igc&feature=related[/video]

    Two of the greatest moments. <ok>
     
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