yeah i hear that a lot but im not convinced its going to be worth the effort i have put in to getting there. Its easier just to use the right hole. Im the type of person who only does things because i have been told not to. if i was allowed to do it then i probably wouldn't bother so much. although if the burd was asking for it then i would happily oblige
He's a ****in' tit. I think he worked for the BBC. He created a thread on 606 and made a complete tit of himself, when I went back to look at it a few days later, it was inaccessible with a unique error message. When I used to prove him wrong or make him look bad, he'd delete my comment then say I was posting ****e about the IRA or UVF or some ****e like that.
Like Kim said: it's forbidden fruit. Who doesn't want something when they're told they can't have it? Also, mysogyny. A healthy dose of mysogyny.
Why would someone put cartoon eyes on a cow? Say what you like about cows, but they have really pretty eyes.
I would pm you in a second if I believed there was a greater than 75percent chance that you are not a hairy arsed unemployed brickie from clydebank.
A great way to get your woman on board is to work your way up to it, with some fancy finger work. Start off with The teaser, 1 in the pink. The pleaser, 2 in the pink. The rocker, 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink. The shocker, 3 in the pink, 1 in the stink. The spocker, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. The showstopper, 1 in the pink, 3 in the stink.
