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Kicking back doors in

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    yeah i hear that a lot but im not convinced its going to be worth the effort i have put in to getting there. Its easier just to use the right hole.

    Im the type of person who only does things because i have been told not to. if i was allowed to do it then i probably wouldn't bother so much. although if the burd was asking for it then i would happily oblige <ok>
     
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  2. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    He's a ****in' tit. I think he worked for the BBC. He created a thread on 606 and made a complete tit of himself, when I went back to look at it a few days later, it was inaccessible with a unique error message.
    When I used to prove him wrong or make him look bad, he'd delete my comment then say I was posting ****e about the IRA or UVF or some ****e like that. <doh>
     
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  3. PointyBirds

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    Like Kim said: it's forbidden fruit. Who doesn't want something when they're told they can't have it?

    Also, mysogyny. A healthy dose of mysogyny.
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Only ****s and closet ****s dabble in back door action.

    <ok>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    How about giving me a shot then? You can even do me once I have finished. <sextastic>
     
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  6. Bollocks

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    Why would someone put cartoon eyes on a cow?

    Say what you like about cows, but they have really pretty eyes.
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Tempting. Pm me x
     
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  8. MaHatMaBunnet

    MaHatMaBunnet New Member

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    Ya auld durty!
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    never trust a female who takes it in the ass <ok>
     
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  10. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Ripped my innards to shreds, i'll never do it again.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Because it's taboo.
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I would pm you in a second if I believed there was a greater than 75percent chance that you are not a hairy arsed unemployed brickie from clydebank. <ok>
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I tried it once but it ain't all that father o'Malley came too quickly.
     
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  14. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Good call <laugh>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    A great way to get your woman on board is to work your way up to it, with some fancy finger work.

    Start off with

    The teaser, 1 in the pink.

    The pleaser, 2 in the pink.

    The rocker, 1 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

    The shocker, 3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

    The spocker, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

    The showstopper, 1 in the pink, 3 in the stink.
     
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  17. HackerJack

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    Honestly? For most people it's being able to tell your mates you'e done it.
     
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