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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    If you HAD to fire one of the squad (let's say you've just been installed as boss, and in order to consolidate your power decide to cast a finger of doom out amongst your new charges to send a resolute and strong Souness-type message (which you subsequently will obviously bolster by the wearing of baby blue garments and scarves that look like they were dragged out of your nan's vagina))... Who would get it?

    Bare in mind, when this player is gone, this already thin squad is another player light, and there's no fantasy replacement (ie. try not to sack Alnwick, because we have nobody else <laugh>).
     
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  2. Graham Carr's Binoculars

    Graham Carr's Binoculars Well-Known Member

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    Tiote. We have Jack, Abeid, Anita, Moussa who can all play centrally. He's regressed so much.
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

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    Le Gouff, until the two ACTUAL 'keepers come back then young Jak.
     
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  4. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Tiote - what the hell has happened to him?
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Collo - what the hell has happened to him?
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'd sack myself and save the hatem-fan-boys the trouble of having to start up a sackNev.com website a few months down the line, and making the club look even more of a joke to the rest of the footballing world!
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Oooooooohhhhh political <ok>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Willo.
    My ring piece gets a major workout whenever I see his name on the team sheet.
     
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    Willo, most useless CB in the premiership.
     
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  10. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Between willo, tiote and alnwick. It has to be all three.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Good question. On current form I'd have to go with Colo. Truly hapless at present. However I cling to the hope a good player is in there somewhere still. Probably Willo.

    A special mention to Haidara who is absolutely woeful.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    See you getting quite cocky there Less Than. Who says it would take me a couple of months to write

    Fear less, hope more;


    Swedish Proverb quotes

    on my bedsheet?

    Oh, by the way, Happy New Year.

    <whistle>
     

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