Got to say, though... that Harry Kane is turning out to be an absolute gem! The way he ripped the piss out of your entire defence was Bale-esque!
Woo ****ing hoo!!!!!! Get in, my son! The mighty Spurs juggernaut finally hits top gear! Step out the way, Ozzie, or be dazzled by those headlights and get run over!
Superb thread, Ozzie! You must do more of these, my son. I'd love to be in your dressing room at half-time. I bet The Smug One isn't laughing at us, now! What do you think on his biting Levy's hand off to swap Willan for Kane, right now?
"Harry Kane is giving Gary Cahill nightmares as he spins the England defender and takes him down the line. Cahill just doesn't look like he's got the strength or pace to cope." (Commentary on BBC Football website) To be fair to Cahill, though, we're probably the first real decent side he's had to defend against.
Stat: This is the first time Chelsea have conceded four in the Premier League under Jose Mourinho. Spurs have been fantastic. Not my words, but those of the BBC Football Live commentary team.
jesus jose take of fabregas, throw on mikel. move willian into the middle and put either remy or schurrle onto the right. we can win this. you just need to make the obvious changes. 4-2, now lets be PROACTIVE!
4-2 Great move by Chavs, but our defence should have been alive to that threat. Still, it don't matter, like, as we're going to score another five!
Chelsea players have blown it, as far as getting any kind of "benefit of doubt" from refs, these days.
