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  1. Minxy

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    If evolution is truly how this world works ...... why haven't men developed the ability to pee in the loo?

    Disgruntled mother of 2 boys, Peterborough
     
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  2. Mick

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    Indeed, my kid's bathroom has carpet down and it stinks of pish. Which reminds me, anyone know a good product to clean pish out of carpets?
     
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  3. Minxy

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    So evolution is disproved

    I knew it was only a theory <doh>
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Mick

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    Possibly, I am very generous that way.
     
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  7. Minxy

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    Rubbish <whistle>
     
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    Fire
     
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  9. Hash.

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    the **** have you got carpet in a toilet/bathroom/ensuite for ?

    jesus christ on a tree.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Carpets in bathrooms is for Chav's ****s and *****s.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Women think that men should have to lift the seat before pissing, then lower it when finished. Why can't they lower it before urinating, then raise it again afterwards? [emoji84]

    Or at the very least, compromise by doing the lowering every time [emoji90]
     
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  13. Tina.

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    mumsnet that away ->
     
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  14. Minxy

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    Because we are the weaker sex & need big strong men to do these thing for us ;)
     
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  15. Hash.

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    I hope youre posting on your phone from the kitchen
     
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    *you're
     
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  18. Minxy

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    Where else would I be ?
     
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  19. Hash.

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    You shouldn't be anywhere else but I know ye wimmin and sometimes ye get notions. You might have thought you'd try slip into the living room unnoticed
     
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  20. Minxy

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    Dont worry I'm a very obedient wife ...... I know my place :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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