"the part of a motorway that is used for passing other vehicles and is nearest the centre of the road" Hey ****, aye you with the gold BMW, see last night, when you sat in the overtaking lane for five miles going at 60 miles an hour - there were fourteen cars tailgating behind you all that time. THE OVERTAKING LANE IS FOR ****IN' OVERTAKING YOU ****! And they blame fast driving as the cause for road traffic accidents.
Sometimes iv had times wondering if the three cars creating a running road block in front are mates doing it for the craic
Not a beemer, being a typical West Country lad I have a Tractor. Massy Ferguson 450 white with a blue stripe.
when i make millions with my bone marrow scheme i'm going to drive about with no insurance and if anyone cuts me up etc i'll just ram them, then when they get out the car i'll go, "FYI i'm not insured and i'm so minted i'll get my lawyers to tie you up in the courts for years you ****ing cockend" then my limo (which will be driving a discrete distance behind me) will come pick me up.
I'd like a 1000 BHP Snowplough, done up in the `Deathrace' stylie with machine guns missiles, the whole shebang. Then we'd see who's sitting at fifty in the overtaking lane. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that ya ****
see, now they're probably quite tricky to get a hold of as well as massively illegal. whereas all my plan needs is a knackered old cavalier
