A New Career In A New Town

Well, not quite same career in the same town, just a slightly different job. A feeble excuse for me to mention one of my favourite Bowie songs, not so well known but like the rest of Low strange and brilliant.

Anyway a new job beckons in August.

Now then, apart from ST whom we know is an office junior for a politician, why don't we reveal our true vocations?

I work in the Oil Industry and am a Materials and Corrosion Engineer. Sounds fancy but believe me it isn't. Let's find out what we all do in our spare time when we're not on the t'internet.

Oh and let's have list of obscure songs.................

 

I'm an office junior and I work for a Candidate.

 

im the leader of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea

Here is our web page

http://www.korea-dpr.com/

 

To think, we nearly got rid of you to the Niger Delta a few years back, do you remember that?

<whiproonddidntgetenoughforticketthough>

 

I eat sandwiches and masturbate for a living

http://www.sandwich-fetish-porn.org

 

That was disappointing!

 

I wanted the link to show as such at the bottom of the page.

 

i was surprised how disappointed i was when that link 404'd

 

Are you talkin' to me, well are ya??

If so it was Trinidad actually and I am probably going to regret that decisision for the rest of my life.

Women eh, can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em........................

Trinidad and Tobago FFS. I had the bastard job.......................is it any wonder I am so twitter and bisted?

Tobago is suppoed to be absolutely Paradise on Earth just like Parkhead!!

 

if you want porn posted properly i guess you have to do it your self

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Ya boring ****!

 

http://likeeatingasandwich.com/main.html

Best I could find, it's pretty ****ing funny though. I'd heard of balloon fetishes, but I didn't think it was true

This is the best one though

http://likeeatingasandwich.com/gts.htm

 

My error (you see, memory is going with age), T & T. You really should've gone.

The fuzzy wuzzies would've revered you as some sort of Fat White Buddha

 

Or this one

http://scanwiches.com/

 

I'm a leading QC and own a moustache. A fine and proud moustache. Not like the wee sleekit rat's fur thing on that **** Galloway's top lip. Or the dirty sanchez type moustache that gets drawn on Sheridan's top lip by his cellmate on a nightly basis.

 

I could have been a contender.....................................................

I could have introduced the locals to not606.

I'm away for a greet............................................

Yes I am a boring **** Zico but I see you have managed to evade the question of what you do, alonf with everyone else Scaredy cat.

 

I am a Bounty Hunting Draftsman

 

Popesicola returns

 

Oh, and HM Forces on attachment to Civil Service for 2 years

 

I am a glass reflective technician, but only when it is not raining.