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Health warning ....

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Markovitch, Dec 28, 2014.

  1. Markovitch

    Markovitch Active Member

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    Time for a season ticket or match day ticket at LUFC to have a mandatory health warning stamped on it .. 'Supporting Leeds United can seriously damage your health .... and your life expectancy'. In my mid fifties now, will have to go to a hypnotist with instructions to reprogramme me to support another team, preferably a team like Crawley where their expectations are, I guess, next to nothing.
     
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  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Afternoon Marko,

    You might be right...

    It was enough to turn Shako to drink
     
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  3. Markovitch

    Markovitch Active Member

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    lol ! - yes, drink's definitely another option. Or perhaps a desert island with no communication with the outside world. Although knowing my luck Ken Bates will get there before me, having set up his latest venture 'Desert Island FM ' broadcasting live matches through strategically-placed loudspeakers high up in the palm trees (although 'live' is not really the right word to use bearing in mind the team is usually half asleep at best )
     
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  4. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Isn't the desert island, where the offshore company that owns Elland Road?
     
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  5. Markovitch

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    ah yes the Baytsman Islands!
     
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  6. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    It's the only way to watch them.........<ale>
     
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  7. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Surely you means WAS the only way <cheers>
     
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    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Thank **** you're not my lawyer.......:eek:
     
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    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    A hundred solicitors in Leeds are all thinking that very thing.
     
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  11. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Your support is greatly appreciated...:emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  12. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    But you know you can count on it!
     
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    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>
     
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  14. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    I can print a few banners of support. You could hold them up in the gallery. Maybe a couple of Leeds crests on them
     
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  15. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I was thinking more of visiting him in armley once a month.
     
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