Time for a season ticket or match day ticket at LUFC to have a mandatory health warning stamped on it .. 'Supporting Leeds United can seriously damage your health .... and your life expectancy'. In my mid fifties now, will have to go to a hypnotist with instructions to reprogramme me to support another team, preferably a team like Crawley where their expectations are, I guess, next to nothing.
lol ! - yes, drink's definitely another option. Or perhaps a desert island with no communication with the outside world. Although knowing my luck Ken Bates will get there before me, having set up his latest venture 'Desert Island FM ' broadcasting live matches through strategically-placed loudspeakers high up in the palm trees (although 'live' is not really the right word to use bearing in mind the team is usually half asleep at best )
I can print a few banners of support. You could hold them up in the gallery. Maybe a couple of Leeds crests on them