Pardew odds on to take new job

So Alan Pardew hasn't spoken to Sky post Everton game. Pundits are speculating he's on his way.

I'd drive him to South London.

 

I agree. I just worry what dinosaur Ashley will dig up to replace him. Curbishley, O'Leary...

 

No way! It makes no sense. Somebody give me an explanation that could happen in this universe to explain someone going from Newcastle to Palace. Please.

Because people are talking like it is a possibility, and it just isn't.

 

He will only be on his way if he has paid up his gambling debt to the fat man. Any inkling on which team is so desperate that they want the silver fox talking ****e in their press conferences?

 

Firstly, I can see absolutely no sense in these rumours when he showed no signs of wanting the job in the summer. I can understand logic going out of the way for the club you support, but if it was going to then summer would have been the ideal time for Pardew to go there.

If he does go I worry who we will get. I will go against the grain and say whoever it is will almost certainly be a downgrade on Pardew!

 

sky do talk some utter horse **** at times.
just heard Collymore slagging off our fans saying we all carry white bed sheets around all day and should respect what Pardew has done (headbuts, abuse, pushing over linos....?). Sometime Collymore forgets what he has been up to in the past when trying to get some moral high ground.
I'm sure Ulrika can be called as a character witness.

 

Bookies say he's odds on to become Crystal Palace's new manager. And hes not doing any post game press briefing.
Seems silly talk. But there is also the Ashley/Rangers stuff at the mo. Might be sell up time ...

 

You just made half the board jizz themselves dry!

 

I'm erect.

 

You've always been a stand-up guy in my book xxxx

 

Put them away there is no chance of ashley selling up and if he did it will be even worse no doubt

 

Sweet cheeks you said you wouldn't let on!

Ask Heed about the colour of today's Chino's...... they were bright yellow mate.... just realised that I would have looked like the lower half of big bird off Seseme street.. especially with my Docs on too,.,.

 

Pardew will and ashley be angry at the media it's not the first time we've told them to **** off.

 

We don't deserve a manager the way they get treated by the idiots who call themselves supporters.
If it is true and Pardew does go then I wish the bloke all the best.

 

He's isnt going you vegetable calm down.

 

If he goes then I hope we go after McClaren.

 

Its going to be pardew it's just annoying for the media to disrupt our plans with nonsense stories

 

Really? You don't think like a deranged Twitter fan - we can tempt Klopp don't you know?!!

 

Aye, bright yellow.....unmissable

 

Collymore is a woman beating, perverted, deviant dogging bastard whose opinion means **** all to anyone.