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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    I've never done it.

    What's the attraction?
     
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    Zico, Jul 5, 2011
  2. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    The grimace on his face.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Best ask Toby.
     
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  4. Jobby Funbags

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    The missus let me up there on my birthday once.

    I was a bit unprepared and never had any lube.


    Couldnae get it beyond the helmet and it gave her a hefty dose of the Sigmunds.


    I reckon birds (and Toby) need to do it a couple of times before they can accept a length
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    FifeBear has come crawling back!
     
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  6. Zico

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    <laugh>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "The missus let me up there on my birthday once."

    That certainly beats aftershave.....
     
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  8. Jobby Funbags

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    Was Fifebear the guy on 606 who said his wife wanted to get him a dildo for his birthday?

    I quite liked that guy, if I'm honest.

    I'm not from Fife and I'm not a bear #drops to knees in eternal thanks#
     
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  9. Zico

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    Hmm...
     
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  10. Toby

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011
  11. Jobby Funbags

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    That's quite a sexy cow, by the way.


    Do you two genuinely think I'm Fifebear? <laugh>

    Oh well, comme ci comme ca
     
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  12. Zico

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    You might be him, you might not.

    His posting style and irate responses when he's proven wrong, always reveal him though. <ok>
     
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  13. Toby

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    "Couldnae get it beyond the helmet and it gave her a hefty dose of the Sigmunds."


    You're FifeBear <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011
  14. Jobby Funbags

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    I was Green_Saltire, zeeks.


    I might troll the place kidding on I'm Fifebear, though - I got bored of pretending to be a Sheikh after one post....
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    the attraction for me is the fact that im not allowed to do it and there fore want it all the more. i reckon i would probably do it once or twice, realise its not that great then never do it again <ok>
     
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  16. Zico

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    OK bud <ok>

    Fifebear is Toby's Nemesis :bandit:
     
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  17. Zico

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    One of my mates swore by it, said it was better than sex...
     
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  18. Jobby Funbags

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    In that case, I'm Fifebear <ok>


    We are all Fifebear
     
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  19. Toby

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    <laugh> I don't really care about FifeBear.

    It is funny making fun of him, especially after his feeble moral outrage at the rape thread the other day.
     
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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011
  20. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    <grr> Bigot
     
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