Trimming the pubes

will send you a pm tonight

 

Monster wirey ginger pubes

 

nah, its massive <allegedly>

 

Yay!

 

My cocks 2 inches.




















From the floor.

 

Sorry, they're jet black. <oneortworedonesthough>

 

My brother-in-law went on a stag do.

The best man worked in TV and knew a make-up guy that agreed to stitch a beard up of their pubes.

They were shaving them for months (and their birds - including one ginger one).

When they got to the hotel complex, they all had to wear sheikh outfits with fake beards but the stag got his "beard" glued on.

They didn't tell him until they all went for a sauna the next day and pointed out to him that none of them had any pubes

 

Here is that pic of my monster i promised you

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well played

 

ah yes, the lesser seen one eyed leather headed womb ferret

 

I pour lighter fluid over my pubes, set them on fire and douse the flames when I can smell burning flesh.

 

you dont need lighter fluid, pubes burn like candyfloss petroleum as they are

 

Only on the surface. If you want to penetrate right down to the root, you need the lighter fluid.

 

thats going to sting