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O/T What alcohol do you have in the house for Christmas then?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 22, 2014.

  1. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    And you didn't vomit? You kept every last calorie down?

    It is a remarkable achievement, of sorts. It sounds like hell.
     
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  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I once went on holiday to Newquay with 6 other squaddies and quaffed a full 70 cl bottle of vodka prior to going out four nights in a row.

    I thought that was hard core but Bummers Bailey's antics make me look like Philip Schofield.

    I need to up my game.

    Big time.
     
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  3. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the praise - it means a lot - but it's not why I brought it up. I didnt think it was that big a deal, the alcohol level is pretty low and essentially you're just drinking s**tloads of milk.

    What do you think I am - some kind of gaylord?
     
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  4. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Fair point.

    Serious question - what were your ****s like?

    I know what mine are like after a few beers.

    They must have been toxic.
     
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  5. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Good question but I honestly dont remember. Next time I take on the challenge I'll be sure to pay closer attention and share the details.
     
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  6. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    Upload a photo.

    Thanks.
     
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  7. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    100% guaranteed. I could post several depicting the various stages throughout the day.
     
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  8. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    This question needs asking.

    Who in the name of baby Jesus( happy birthday by the way) layed down this challenge?

    You know I like you Bummers but that has to be the campest challenge ever.
     
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  9. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    I think that would be helpful.
     
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  10. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    You know, I cant remember that either. I seem to recall the first time i partaked (is that a word?) I was living in a shared house about 10 / 12 years ago so it might've been a housemate at the time.
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Here's the thing Bum Chinned.

    If you've downed 3 litres of Baileys in one sitting then hat doffed, cap raised, chapeau lifted.

    I'm well impressed.

    In awe.

    Humbled.




    But, if that 3 litres of the creamy Irish goodness was watered down, diluted, adulterated by as much as a single cube of ice, then your claim to alcoholic legendary status is reduced to nought. Nada. Zilch.



    And by such thin margins have heroes risen and fallen.
     
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  12. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I cannot lie, I'm an icy fraud.

    Soz.
     
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  13. Spook

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    I've been drinking beer and gin this Christmas.

    I downed a full bottle of whisky at my school prom, and that was the most I've ever drank in one sitting. I won't be doing that again. New Year's Eve is when the fun really starts though!
     
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  14. NorthFerribyTiger

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    If litre bottles it's getting on for 10000 (9690 to be accurate) & the alcohol content would be equivalent of 1.5 litres of average spirit, so while praise at the achievement may be in order (per lad mag standards) that quantity of alcohol in a short space of time (along with the fat) will have caused considerable (if short term) liver damage
     
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  15. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Kudos for the research.

    But you neglected to mention the credibility damage because he put ****ing ice in it.













    Livers can be transplanted.
     
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  16. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    I now have less alcohol in the house than when this thread was started consisting of red wine, brandy, dark rum, bacardi and gin, don't do beer in our house.
     
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  17. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Its done as an alldayer if that makes a difference?
     
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  18. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    This just seems so surreal.

    Bum Chins, you're telling a Castro Muslim aintcha...

    It didn't really happen did it... Why, of all thing, ****ing baileys?
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Did you dance to I Will Survive in between sips?
     
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  20. Happy Tiger

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    Snorting Buckfast on a det to Dundee, worst decision ever. I swear it ****ed my sinuses up.

    Mostly red wine and a large mix of Adnams here. 12 each of 5 different types when I started, think Im down to about 8 of each,

    The women have been drinking baileys (with ice) and Disbaronno (or whatever the **** its called).

    Have some Ratzuputz as a surprise for me neighbours on New Years Eve.
     
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