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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    It's the girlfriends driving test today at 11.41.

    I'll give you 8/11 for her to pass and 5/2 for her to fail.

    Let the betting commence <ok>
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i bet my car on fail, unless she wears a low cut top then put it all on pass
     
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  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    No low cut top dougie, so I'll take your car as the first bet <ok>
     
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  4. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    No problem tommy, I'll give you 15 back plus the 6 you bet if it's up <whistle>
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    you're the one setting the odds so i'll put everything on pass <ok>
     
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  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I'd imagine that would be the general odds for anyone to pass lr. The driving instructor wouldn't send her for her test if she wasn't ready <ok>
     
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  7. lone ranger

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    exactly. everything i own on the girl with the low cut top!
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    You could tell us anything though muir. You would tell us whatever suited in order to make yourself a nice profit (and cheese scones)

    We're on to you
     
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  9. ScotlandFanMuir

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    I will keep it as close to the truth as possible <whistle>
     
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  10. RDW1

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    Lassie at work failed her driving test for the 5th time last week.
    I don't get it- she has HUGE tits.
     
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  11. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I passed first time. The instructor that was testing me was an arsehole. <ok>
     
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    Fail written all over it <ok>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    My wee cousin (****ing spastic) has failed her theory test 8 times
     
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  14. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    She is getting insured on my car Girvan. But I suppose the same still applies.

    If she fails I probably will laugh by mistake and point out that I passed first time... I can be a right **** at times <ok>
     
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    Advice taken. She will be an emotional wreck either way <ok>
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    i did one of those intense driving courses. had never driven (at all) on the monday, discovered on the tuesday that you could mave with just the clutch <doh> (this helped with parking), failed friday and passed sunday. i then went to iraq, came back so hadnt driven in a year. i was a total liability for about 6 months. havent killed anyone in ages though <ok>
     
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  17. BolloBollo

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    You must have really liked him? <muir>
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    how the **** can you fail the theory. you can buy a cd with the answers on it <doh>
     
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  19. Castleger

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    **** me ML, that's a bit harsh. It cannae be easy for Spastics to get into a ****ing car never mind drive one or complete exams on them.

    I passed my test 1st time back in 94, think I might struggle if I had to take it again, too many bad habits now.

    I'd be ok at the hand signals, like ****er, dickhead etc etc, I use them a lot <laugh>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    She's not literally a spastic, just a spoilt cow that thinks the world should be handed to her on a plate <muir>

    Castleger, I'm good at those signals even though I can't drive <laugh> I'll be in the motor with the bird and someone will piss me off so I'll give them abuse. She hates it incase they shout at her <doh> I'd be a ****ing nutcase driving. I get angry enough as a passenger but if someone cut across me at a roundabout (happened the other day) I'd T-bone the **** and blame them <grr>

    (please don't use 'T-bone' in a sexual context)
     
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