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  1. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    There are certain statements and questions that you hear that must make you wonder why???????????

    I have listed some of mine below.

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
     
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    Charlie Livesey was my hero, Dec 24, 2014
  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    What does an occasional table do for the rest of the time?
     
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  3. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Why are some things funny and some not.... and why do people often have a look of anguish when laughing at a joke?
     
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  4. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Exactly how fast do hot cakes sell?
     
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    andytoprankin, Dec 24, 2014
  5. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Speaking from personal experience, yorkshire? <whistle>
     
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  6. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    <whistle>


    How come only people with the top percentile of brain mass can put their legs around their necks???
     
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    yorkshirehornet, Dec 24, 2014

  7. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Now that is an interesting chat-up line... ;)
     
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  8. wear_yellow

    wear_yellow Well-Known Member

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    In the famous Queen song, is the line:-

    Anyway the wind blows

    or

    Any way, the wind blows
     
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  9. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>...
     
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  10. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    doesn't really matter to me to me
     
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  11. Charlie Livesey was my hero

    Charlie Livesey was my hero Well-Known Member

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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
     
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  12. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    Why does nobody know the difference between guys and girls nowadays
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
     
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    What is this thing called, love?
     
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  15. wear_yellow

    wear_yellow Well-Known Member

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    On my oriental theme...

    How high is a man from China?
     
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    Why is Russell Brand still being paid by the BBC?
     
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  17. geitungur akureyrar

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    Celebrity, how does that work? I see people called celebrity and think why, and others who should be that are not.
     
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    geitungur akureyrar, Dec 24, 2014
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    How long do we have to refer to New Zealand as new - it's been around for quite a while now...
     
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    Why is there only one monopolies commission?
     
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  20. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    Where is that ghost?
     
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