Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I don't have time to read for recreational purposes.

Also, I've been included in someone's 2014 year review on Facebook ergo they didn't chose to deliberately remove the photos that automatically came up which I was in. Yay

 

Have you got her number? A text on Christmas is totally fine by me and I think I'm closer in age to you than other posters, so maybe it's a generational thing. A facebook message would be odd because it would imply you wanted a conversation, which is a bit odd on Christmas because everyone will be with family.

 

So she doesn't loathe you? Happy days

 

Was gonna ask for her number on the last society meet up of term, but she couldn't make it.

I know! It's fantastic isn't it?

(this is someone else btw, but still... not being loathed is always a good thing whoever it's by)

 

Sheffield United in trouble with FA because of their behaviour in the match against us. I knew Ron wouldn't be making a fuss about nothing, especially when you saw him having a nice civilised chat with Martinez about the penalty that we didn't get.

 

What a massive prick.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30591166

 

Well, three times I've offered you something and you've not taken it. The irony (if you ever read the book) is huge!

I'll just go back to mocking you and taking the piss then.

 

This is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjrgtLLlzQ

 

Ali G's best interviews on Channel 4.

 

Hey, it's not my fault I don't have time for recreational reading. Trust me, if I did, I would, as I have lots of stuff I want to read. It's nothing to do with rejecting your advice, which I very much appreciate.

 

PL. You do have time to read, that's bollocks.

 

And the way you'll cock it up, as ever, is by overthinking and acting unnaturally.

 

They've just done a reading on Sky of a poem commemorating the 1914 football game...Morgan read one of the lines. I thought our bit would be read by JWP...they must have had to lock him in a cupboard.

 

Oui, mais Morgan... Er eee as that je n'ais sa pas quoi in eees voice, non?

 

Another black man gets killed by police in America.

 

Anyone seen Ibrahimovic's latest comments. The guy is clearly having a laugh, in the typical Scandinavian dry manner, and the British press take it as serious.

I thought we Brits were so good at sarcasm?

 

I'm so tired because I stayed up late watching all the Ali G shows on 4 plus 1. It was worth it!

 

Anyone seen the Grimsby Town Christmas video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FqeTerEPwE

 

Incorrect, I won't cock it up. #postivethoughts

Plus, if she still talked to me after I told her I was interested in her and after I tried to kiss her, clearly she has some tolerance towards my social ineptitude.

I really don't, as I would have finished the Hunger Games by now if I did.