Are you turning into Greez? If you read back, you'll see that my initial comment was sullied with incremental references to something called Eastenders, Corrie, and German grannie sex.
For some strange reason, whenever I see that someone hasn't bothered to read back properly, your name inexplicably springs to mind.
That Natalie slut is working behind the bar on Fridays and Saturdays now. Totally different when she's sober
I'll be in there at 10.30 am tomorrow. Then I have to pop into Warrington to get the turkey crown from Andy at the market. The girls are coming over in the afternoon, so I'll have a few with them. In the evening, my reporter mate's over with his Mrs (E) and a couple of other mates. Should be a ****ing good day/night
Tell you what. Hop on the train to Warrington Bank Quay and I'll arrange a limo to bring you to The Cheese. Leave Mr Minx indoors sorting the turkey out (It's what husbands are for). We can have some fun. Make sure you're wearing my prezzie - to start with anyway
What's that then, that plastic arm/fist gizmo that Tobes posted so she can spit roast you instead of the turkey??
It's the Cheese we're talking about here mate, that's not depraved enough. I think it'd have to be both of them using it on Fiona's wrong 'un