I'd abolish the welfare state and the NHS, I'd obliterate Tax and NI contributions. Unemployed people would be forced to work for benefits. I'd legalise banned substances like heroin and ecstacy.
I would improve the weather. From what I understand, the UK's miserable climate is caused by the warm waters of the gulf stream. The Gulf Steam is caused by the warm water of the Southern Atlantic effectively bouncing of Latin America and moving North. Blowing a massive ****ing hole in Central America would allow the warmer currents to escape into the Pacific instead. As well as eradicating our incessant grey drizzle, it would also halt the melting of the polar icecaps. As a concession, we would give the population of which ever country we have obliterated the Falkland Islands. Or wales.
I'd make all politicians wear comical fake glasses/moustache combos, oh the laughs that would be heard coming out of the House of Commons.
I'd start by executing any grown up male that cannot grow a proper mouser. A blight on society. Malingerers.
So you'd have loads of unemployed people with drugs everywhere? That'd work... <burglariesandmuggingsfordrugs>
I would bring the death penalty back for murders, *****philes, child molesters, terrorists. i would also abolish benefits so people have to work, get us well away from the EU and their stupid human rights law, make immigration much more tougher and only those such as doctors, nurses, engineers would be allowed in and not foreign students who only come here for the passport.
The Gulf Stream keeps this country warmer than it should be, without it our winters would be ****ed. You can't really change its flow, and it already goes into the Pacific. Don't see how it would stop the icecaps from melting as it comes from there... No-one would want the populations of Falklands or Wales as compo.
- I would allow unlimited emigration into England (but not Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland) - I would ban the Daily Mail - I would make it illegal for any paid staff working for local and national government to access chat rooms and football forums during working hours - I would ban religious marches
Alan gets my vote The UK is a ****ing joke, ****ing Nannystate. Convicted criminals have the same rights as the victims?? **** OFF.
I think the convicted criminals getting the same rights as the victims is due to the stupid human rights law created by the EU.
