So which one of you is it?

Someone always has to be difficult, confirm scientists

NEW research has found that in any situation involving multiple humans one of them will be deliberately uncooperative.

The Institute for Studies examined groups of people in every conceivable context, from a family dinner to a simulated nuclear disaster.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “In each scenario there was one person who wanted everything their way, which was the precise opposite of what everyone else wanted.

“For example in the simulated nuclear disaster aftermath, after considerable difficulty the group snared a rabbit which was their first meal for a week.

“However one f**er refused to eat the resulting meal because ‘rabbit is technically a red meat and I only really eat chicken’, necessitating the preparation of some nettle soup specially for them.”

Martin Bishop, who took part in the study said: “It gives me a sense of satisfaction to feel that I can influence a situation.

“Pissing everyone off is better than getting no attention at all, in my mind at least.”

It is believed that difficult behaviour dates back to prehistory, with cave paintings depicting one
member of a group being awkward about crossing a river and the others accommodating him but then getting eaten by wild animals as a result.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...be-difficult-confirm-scientists-2014102191927

 

I only became a vegetarian to annoy people.

 

I refuse to answer this.

 

I only pretend to have diabetes to annoy people.

 

Weeble and mindy confirmed.

 

I disagree

 

Radioactive rabbit is probably rank plus it wouldn't feed a large group nettle boy wanted a nutricious iron filled meal .

 

It's not me - I'm very much a conformist and enjoy being a co-operative member of any group in which i partake. If anyone disagrees with that they can $£^% off.

 

too long to read, sorry.

Did you forget this was GC?

 

Sorry love .... did forget

...... is the bit for you

 

"It is believed that difficult behaviour dates back to prehistory, with cave paintings depicting one
member of a group being awkward about crossing a river and the others accommodating him but then getting eaten by wild animals as a result."

Sounds like my boss.

 

I Have to admit to recognising this sort of behaviour in myself. Conformists are often dipsticks though. People who do what they are told annoy me. They often wear uniforms I notice.

 

Where do you work, Dan? The Masai Mara?

 

Don't be silly Ponders - less jackals and no crocodiles in the Masai Mara.

 

me

 

Well it's not me, but it sounds like everyone else.

 

Shows yer beard

 

I know who it is but refuse to tell you.

Although obvious, you'll find the answer in the bottom left corner of this comment.