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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've got my work's Christmas lunch today.

    Merchant City then staying out for the night.

    Almost half the guys in my team are gay and there's a majority of lassies.

    Gay bars are an absolute certain.

    If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Polo fighting them off wae a feather boa <diva>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 18, 2014
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    look on the bright side, free johnnies and anal lube in toilets plus good fanny too.


    not that ive ever been
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 18, 2014
  3. Null

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    My work's night out is tomorrow...in Blackpool!

    Any **** on this particular part of Not606 from Blackpool ... if so, fancy a pint n a bum.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Wait til the gays get a waft of my pish.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 18, 2014
  5. Otto Flayshow

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    It's not a work Xmas do without a light-hearted sexual assault.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 18, 2014
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    Ours is tomorrow and we all paid for it in novemeebr. Having had a meeting yesterday whereby I discovered that i actually hate 75% of my colleagues I've decided to take a rain check.
     
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  7. Mick

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    Friday for this soon-to-be-unemployed Manxman. Drinks are on the house and every **** has already downed tools due to the impending doom, so we're all set for a heavy one.
     
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    Mick, Dec 18, 2014
  8. monacoger

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    Yes, I'm sure there are people from blackpool, otherwise...ahh ****
     
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    monacoger, Dec 18, 2014
  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Wait, wind up a bit - the johnnies are FREE??!!??

    What about ****ey knockoff Viagras - are they free too?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 18, 2014
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    <laugh>
    i now take my time when posting those types of questions!
     
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    Null, Dec 18, 2014

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    I get free jonnies anyway, for i have a 'C card'

    Not used one in years mind you
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    What's a C card?

    Does the C stand for a racial slur similar to the word raccoon?
     
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    No. Think it stands for Condom
     
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    I hope you never need a bone marrow transplant Ian.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 18, 2014
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Just don't bum gays or Africans 1 in 3 Thai gays have HIV.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 18, 2014
  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I dont even use johnnies but I still took about 50 free ones from polo lounge <party>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 18, 2014
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    did ye, aye? <doh>
     
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    Tina., Dec 18, 2014
  20. monacoger

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    <laugh><ok>.
     
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