Why Do We Not Yet Have A Harry Kane Song?

My attempt ... unfortunately to the tune of The Beatles' Penny Lane

In Harry Kane we have a striker scoring lots of goals,
Off his head or off his foot he likes to score
And all the Yiddos that follow him like to say, you hero

We have a corner and the ball goes in quite high
And the defenders try to stop it in it’s flight
And the keeper never stands a chance in hell
As he puts it in the net, Harry Kane

Harry Kane is in our team and in our hearts
Here on White Heart Lane's beloved grass
Harry Kane – Harry Kane

 

We have songs for Kane already.

 

There's about four. I'm still waiting for the altered Scorpions song.

 

That's me put in my place.. bye.

 

Yes!

[video=youtube;Kw_Lf-JhdSU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU[/video]

 

"Harry, Harry Kane, Harry, Harry Kane".

"He's one of our own, He's one of our own, Harry Kane, He's one of our own".

"I wanna tell you; I might as well do; about a boy who can do anything; he comes from Chigwell; his name is Harry; Harry Kane, Harry Kane, Harry Kane!".

 

At number 1 it's Harry Kane, Number 2 Harry Kane, Number 3 Harry Kane......

England England's number 1