I worked for 2 days in a frozen fish packaging place. Imagine working in a fanny pad manufacturing place lolz
I had a job in Leeds General Infirmary for a couple of summers. My job was basically to go round the morgue "warming up" some of the recently deceased for VIP visits. I was told not to bother with the motorbike crash victims.
Regional Claims Manager on behalf of a crooked insurance company......Paid to tell fibs to every ****. I was **** at it. Thankfully they got rid of and paid me up in full before going bust.
KFC, Burger King, Burger Van, tarmacking roads, selling drugs in a park... but my worst job was full time valeting repaired BMW cars in a body-shop - I was the absolute bottom of the pile employee in a place that employed borderline ******s above me, and I spent all day cleaning cars that were worth about 3x my annual wage.
Hasn't anyone told you that there is no smack in Belfast? The ****s were selling bags of glue for 50p... I was paid in 10 deals of hash.
Got a job as an apprentice 'painter', in reality I was supposed to sweep out newly-built houses full of waste plaster,wood etc. The dust was so thick my nostrils were grey and my hair was completely solid, you could stand it up and it would stay there. Two days later I didn't turn up anymore.
I could never understand folk that dealt via tick. In debt doesn't equal profit. By the way you got used.
Aye but when you're 14 it seemed like a good deal - and I once got to push a glue sniffer into a river, which was funny as ****
I once sold a single skinner of ****ey hash to some guy at school for a fiver. Made him sweat like ****, **** was almost begging me for it.
