The 'Shaks was framed' thread

You stood out from the loonies

 

Too slow. Missing again when it mattered.

 

It was on my bucket list........in times past you'd get a slap and let go, now it's gone too PC.......just to warn you'se all my lads are over for the uddersfield game.......

 

If I don't get a banning order I swear to stay off the vodka, next time I'm over...

 

Slow wifi glory. It is Ireland you know

 

Cheers Glory, I've been writing one in my head over the last few days.

 

So what name are you getting a ticket under.
Adam Crawley springs to mind.

 

It's easier to read if you use a pen and paper, easier still if you use a PC and printer..

 

Bookmarked!

 

So that's where I'm going wrong...

 

Bollocks. Loose nut behind the keyboard is the truth of it.

 

I have been nice long enough... Where is 60.

 

...I meant to add, I'll stick to my usual Southern comfort....bookmark that..

 

Let me know if you would like any assistance.

 

If you could organise the court case for date of a home match I'd be willing to go as a witness if expenses are good

 

Cheers Elland, you may regret offering, I've your email so I could send you my ideas...

 

Don't be daft Eire, you've done enough bud. It's a weds 10.45 so I'm thinking of just booking the flights in the next few days..

 

Would you not be better getting glory or mighty to write that. Confuse feck out of the judge

 

Evening Shako
What you been up to mate?

 

So Shaks,

You'll want to start it something like :-

Dear Sirs,

I write to express my deepest regret at my foolish behaviour on 12 December last.

Then something like :-

You feel embarrassed and ashamed

Then a little bit about.

You'd like to apologies to the police officers that probably had better things to do, and apologise sincerely to the magistrate.

You have been told since the event that one of your mates spiked your drink (say it was Glory), and things got got out of hand from there.

And to finish

I promise to behave myself in the future.