Minxy's Arms

Made me chuckle .... having just washed Alfie after his walk ..... he is much cleaner but I'm not

 

you need some-one to come and give you a rub-down

 

Fellow wordsmiths,I will be taking my leave of you for the next month,or so.

Hope you all have a lovely festive season,and enjoy your rub downs. Or should that be rubs down?

 

Where are you off to, my lovely ?

 

Will the bar be open for service tonight? It is Friday after all. And nearly Christmas.

Must be about time to get those jugs out!

 

You just make sure the cellar is well stocked. I'll look after the bar (hic!)

 

must be about time someone started a Christmas tab

 

Your cheque arrived today Kiwi ..... but unfortunately you seem to have forgotten to sign it

R is on his way back in the rowing boat

 

sorry about that minxy
not sure how that happened

 

You see, due to Kiwi's selfish attempts to avoid paying his bill, the rest of us are bring deprived of the jugs.
It's meant to be a bar, but there are no jugs in sight.

Kiwi, just pay the bill. Pay it NOW!

 

Curry & wine for lunch

..... not sure how long my eyes will stay open

 

I love the symmetry of the numbers today -

Posh win 1 - 2

poshpete home from Uni, his train left at 2:34

arrived at 3:45

Today's date (the American style) - 12/13/14

 

should have posted this at 4:56 not 6:29

 

And not forgetting that 48, 49, 50 are kiwi's measurements.

 

I hope this bar will be supplying plenty of beers tomorrow night when the Mighty Toon Army will be passing through on the way to face Tottingham Hotspa in the cup.

 

That was the plan but we seem to be short of alcohol after last nights results

Lambie has a headache

 

you can say that again, if we lose again Saturday I'll have no booze left for xmas

 

You have to pop round mine

 

Now there's an offer. You'd better stock up for Sunday.

 

Today someone told me you could make ice cubes using left-over wine.

I was rather confused...



I mean, what the heck is left-over wine?