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Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    TODAY!!!!!!

    as in in 23 minustes when i walk out saying i got a late meeting boss... and <whistle> bloody bint was supposed to be going off today but seeing i got my bonus already who cares!
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 17, 2014
  2. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Finish on Friday, heading to the UK on Sunday for a week.

    More Christmas needed:

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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 17, 2014
  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What I find odd is that RHC calls himself RHC on luvs voicemail... Makes me wonder if he calls luv, luv in which case the Mrs might start getting very worried <yikes>

    Im working xmas eve but hopefully will be a half day. Hate eating holiday when we get it off for free anyway. Breeding to save my holiday for January when the move is likely to take place!
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 17, 2014
  4. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    You what? <yikes>
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Dec 17, 2014
  5. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Come on, you're doing this deliberately now aren't you?
     
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    saintanton, Dec 17, 2014
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Both ****ing beat me to it <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 17, 2014
  7. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    He's in my phone as RHC and trends to call sheep shagging Welsh twat in the voice mails.
     
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    Hoddle Is A Gob, Dec 17, 2014
  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Batards!

    Having to save my holiday...

    And needing it for January
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 17, 2014
  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    He's as jolly in real as he is on here then <laugh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 17, 2014
  10. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Oh yes.

    If there was a swear filter on phones all his messages would come out blank.
    And that's when he likes you. :)
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 17, 2014
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing this ^ <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 17, 2014
  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Why are snowmen rubbish at cricket?






    Because they always bowl snowballs
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Dec 17, 2014
  14. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    saintanton, Dec 17, 2014
  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    What do you call a cat in the desert?


    Sandy Claws
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Dec 17, 2014
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sadly repaired.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 17, 2014
  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I think whatever country the snowman is from they would still bowl snowballs
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Dec 17, 2014
  18. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    West Indies ones probably wouldn't, the melts.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Almost clever <whistle>

    Later <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 17, 2014
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Do you reckon RHC refers to himself as RHC or Red Hadron Collider...? Maybe Mr Collider...? <laugh>

    Hope he doesn't say 'Hi you sheep shagging ****hound, its the hammerhead here' <yikes>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 17, 2014
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