Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? Best set of answers will win a prize!
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? No. But av drank in his pub down Lake Windermere, although that may have been some other ****e snooker player. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? I'd bore holes in wood instead of boring the other dinner guests Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Yes. But they should be forced to take their dentures out. Just for the ensuing laffs. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Yes. Then mug the cheeky **** for all the world's xmas pressies. Am pretty certain an XBox One would be in there somewhere. Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Yes. Putting a straw up it's arse and making frog balloons is a lot of fun. Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? No ****in clue who that is. If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Poultry and meat. I know a guy who knows guys (Edge Industries) How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? I'm not supposed to do that? Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? No such things a Snow-wimmin. Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? Dunno. What happened at Wham's last xmas? Best set of answers will win a prize! It's a date with Bealy, innit>
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? No. It's no reflection on Tony Drago. I'm just not a very gregarious person. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? N/A. My inflatable doll and I never exchange Xmas gifts. Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? This should be judged on a case-by-case basis, but Max Clifford is definitely getting sawdust & urine. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? No. The greedy ****er should have sorted his own food out before he left. Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? I've no objection as long as they don't expect me to wake them from their hibernation. Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? Yes for both content and delivery. If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Toasted cheese with sliced beetroot on top. How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? I would pipe a loop of hardcore porn through my loudspeakers, turn the volume up to max and leave the house for the day. Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? They should be subject to the same rules as everyone else. Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? I suspect that most forms of modern music would be too big a mental leap for anyone from such a primitive society to truly enjoy.
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? As long as he helped with the washing up, especially the saucepans How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Is that one of those dummies in the Lingerie dept? Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Both. M&S for the screws, Lidl for the lags If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Fish paste if he's lucky. Bloater. Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? As long as they bring plenty of Toulouse sausage Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? Mr T would blow them both out of the water If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Fistulina hepatica How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Wrap my presents with it. Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Yes, but no snow blowers Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? If watching George Michael failing miserably to rise to the Pepsi challenge then yes.
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? Only if ivan came with him How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Use it to make holes in burkhas Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Make the muslims eat xmas dinner and the others halal meat If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Yes so his journey down the chimney may result in an explosion Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Only if they do as they are toad Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? If in character as face and mr T was there If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Sawdust mixed with urine for the infidels How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Light them and post it back Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? No because the gays will want snowmen copulating with snowmen Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? I dont think he would have been pleased with the whole giving heart away. In fact i am not sure how i feel about organ smuggling Best set of answers will win a prize! What do I get? Better not be christmas related
Didn't read it all, but it isn't lake Windermere, it is just Windermere, it is a mere, hence the name. There is only one lake in the Lake District you daft ****s
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? Yes, Mrs Gas and I would make him most welcome. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? I would use it to ream her a new asshole Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Depends, if they are dehydrated then the urine would be a tad strong. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Ahd knock him up one no probs, sunny sdie up Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Yes, French people have the right to celebrate too Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? Yes If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Cook one of our dogs I suppose and have xmas Korean style How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? I wouldn't be too angry as they'd only be returning what I already gave them Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Yes and I'd like to see them swap around and mix it up orgy style Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? Possible but Cliff will always be his favourite xmas no1
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? No - the last time i invited someone from Valetta round my house he went into the back yard and started shooting all the song birds. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Accept that there are some people who think it's funny to give you back what you gave them last year Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? They should get a Christmas dinner but only if they agree to watch the Mrs Browns Boys christmas special - there has to be some form of punishment. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? No - it's a well known fact that he only leaves gifts if you are asleep so I wouldn't stir. Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Only if they promise never to collaborate with Paul McCartney again Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? No - he'd probably start bopping around singing "I'm all about the Face, 'bout the Face 'bout the Face." If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? I'd kill the most annoying guest and put their severed remains on a barbecue. How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Make a papier mache model of Peter Sutcliffe with the legend "Thinking of our much beloved uncle" and plant it in their garden. Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Only if they let me join in Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? I wouldn't have thought so - it carries a fairly unforgiving and self indulgent sentiment song and we all know that our Lord was all about the grace, 'bout the grace 'bout the grace (sorry - that's the answer to another question) Cracking thread Ponders
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? A) Yes, better that than sitting round a table with two birds that don't gobble anymore. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? A) I'd open up her (unt with it. Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? A) They should eat their own slops. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? A)Naw, Would i ****. Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? A) That would be riviting. Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? A) Prob better asking Dirk Dangler. If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? A) The daughters rabbit. How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? A) Like a Rangers man -- With dignity. Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? A) Yes & they should be allowed to melt in each others arms (Do they even have arms?) Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? A) What was West Hams score last Christmas?
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? Depends. By 'share', if you mean actually share what's on my plate then no. But if you mean to have Christmas dinner at mine (with his own plate) then yes, probably. Getting pumped out of tournaments routinely in the 2nd round still must have accumulated him a few bob, plus I saw him on BBC Saturday teatime show 'Big Break' once and he was a funny, likeable guy. How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? I'd by nature pretend to like it even though I didn't. I do it all the time. This one time, a cousin gave me a plain red polo shirt for Christmas, and as I was quite young at the time and it wasn't a good brand (think it was Next or something), I hated it. Still, I pretended to be over the moon with it, ignored all my other neat gifts (got a Playstation that year, no less) and threw it around the living room for a while, whooping, then when I pretended to 'calm down', I put it on and kept posing in the mirror. My cousin was delighted. Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? Prisoners that are in for murder and *****philia, yes. Prisoners who are in for ridiculous stuff like hitting women, no. There has to be boundaries, you can't have serial killers and wife beaters sharing the same fate. Sawdust with urine should be a staple for the proper baddies, but seeing as it's Christmas they should have the choice of turkey gravy or sage and onion stuffing (not both) as an accompaniment. If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Well if I'm answering this question in reality, no. Santa isn't real so I'd have to assume this was an imposter in my house at 2am. If I'm answering from my heart, where Santa is in fact real (and black for that matter, none of this white bearded dude nonsense), then yes. Yes. YES. I'd give him an array of condiments to choose from too and tend to his elephants (black men don't ride 'reindeer') Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? The French are somewhat arrogant people, sometimes even dirty people, but I think Christmas is a time to forget your differences and part -ay. The first obnoxious comment or sexual innuendo, they'd be out. Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? Not sure who that is. I'm not about to google it and give an answer based on a wikipedia page. I don't know the guy. If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Would have to phone ST for a good nut roast recipe or something similarly ****y. Fish perhaps? Or did you mean to include that in the question? If not I'd go for salt baked red snapper. How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? Very angrily. I'm not one to beel, but this would really infuriate me. I'd be seething. I'd probably petrol bomb my neighbour, or post all manner of horrible things through their letter box, like pieces of paper saying 'You're a W*nker' etc. There was this one time where me and my mates Scan, Deano and Esquire drove around the neighbourhood in Scan's car, any garden we passed that had garden gnomes we'd nick them and throw them in the boot. Unknown to Scan at the time, we printed a load of pictures of him making a daft face off of his Facebook profile and wrote the caption under it 'Have You Seen Your Gnomes?' and we'd post them through the victims' letterboxes. Scan thought he was in on the joke but he wasn't really. Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Snow women? Didn't know they existed. We were making a snowman in my mate Pete's back garden (don't speak to him anymore) and I happened to look over to the corner of the garden where his rabbit hutch and pen was, notices the rabbit up against the wall with a hole through it's head :s Cat had got it by the look of it. Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? Probably not, but I'm only basing that on the fact that I personally don't. I'm not for one second suggesting I'm Jesus but surely He'd have had a better taste in music than that, He's the son of God after all. Best set of answers will win a prize! I won't win, don't tend to win anything (see Poster of the Year thread). I've been as thorough as I can.
Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner? Do the celebrate Xmas in Malta? How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas? Ad kick her in the ****.. Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine? They should eat sawdust mixed with urine ...it's delicous If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige? Aye, I'd be making one anyway Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth? Only as a starter... Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech? GSOQ If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day? Tennent's Super How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box? I'd set it on fire and then instantly regret it Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public? Only if you can't see his snowballs Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas? He wrote it
