What are we all having for lunch today?

^^just a regular tramp^^

 

I'd love to cum all over your arse.

 

Ah had fish pie

 

Gambol Factoid #454653

I love all things seafood, but fish and pie pastry is just wrong.

 

What about fish with tatties on the top?

 

Nuthin wrang wi tatties an fish. Or fish with most veg really.

 

I always consider fish pie to have a mash topping rather than pastry.

 

A pie has pastry. That's whit makes it a ****in pie. End of.

Or are you gonny pursue this point all ****in night?

#pandoraboxopen
#pizza

 

Should have said Mariner's Pie or Fisherman's pie and this awkwardness would have been avoided.

 

It's a can of worms. Going by the dictionary definition, you're right:

BUT

Shepherd's pie & cottage pie don't have pastry.

 

Let this be lesson to us both.

I would hate to be havin a nice night out in London with you, chinning a few beers, enjoying ourselves, then the fish pie thing came up. Spoil the night so it would.

 

Nor do cream pies - well apart from a little incident in my local chippy but I prefer not to dwell on it.

 

Dammit. Pandora's box opened

 

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I had an omelette but for dessert I'd like a divorce lawyer and a DNA tester person, just ****ing saying

 

Was it an omelette pie?

 

Some ****s lure you in with a shepherd's pie only to fool you with beef mince.
When you remind them that the meal is in fact a cottage pie the mood usually turns to hatred pretty quick.

 

Wasn't pastry, it was a mash potato with cheese melted on top.

 

Freshly ****ed horse jism on a buttered roll.

 

I've got a monstrous sangwich in with me today

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