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What do you really want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Dec 15, 2014.

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  1. Deleted 1

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    New job and Tina.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    A break from work and a ride of Tina's dug.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 16, 2014
  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My new house to be built very quickly and for the company to continue to grow.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 16, 2014
  4. Patience

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    I just want everyone to have a great time on the xmas night out, no tears, and no drunken fighting.
     
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    Patience, Dec 16, 2014
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    A Tory/UKIP coalition with Boris Jonson and Nigel Farage heading the coalition government.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 16, 2014
  6. Cruyff's Turn

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    To be free from all the crap adverts with "celebrities" accompanied by music from carrot haired twats.****e tv shows with still more "celebrities" ,dancing shows,cooking shows,sewing shows,singing shows. let's have more live hostage shows and shoot outs with ragheids getting their 72 virgins,
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Dec 16, 2014
  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    You're not buying the new fragrance from One Direction then?
     
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    Mick, Dec 16, 2014
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Mariah Carey's minge.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 16, 2014
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Av goat luvly legs. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *Ernie non-so Wise
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So... no xmas then.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014
  12. Ponders Revisited

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    Would you consider working for local government, T? I may be able to help you out, but it would mean a London council.

    Let me know.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 16, 2014
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Yer right, Ponderosa, Toby is the ideal type of person for local government work.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014
  14. Ponders Revisited

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    He'd be great, G. He's literate, left-wing and doesn't mind the stink of London.

    Ten weeks of holiday (five of those = paid sick leave), 35k for bean counting, loads of free lunches, and a name tag.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 16, 2014
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...that's not the reasons I was thinking of <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014
  16. Ponders Revisited

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    Have you actually met T, G?

    I have. He is a fine young man and reminds me of Timothy Lumsden, Ronnie Corbett's character in Sorry.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 16, 2014
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Nuffin wrang wi a man that luvs his wee mammy <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 16, 2014
  18. Ponders Revisited

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    I've not heard back from T, so I'll take it he's not interested.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 18, 2014
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Sorry, been busy, PMing now!
     
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    Toby, Dec 18, 2014
  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    1 present:
    dismembered ponder
    followed by a raped
    then beheaded aldo

    <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 18, 2014
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